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Song Parodies -> "Baskin Robbins"

Original Song Title:

"Rockin' Robin"

Original Performer:

Bobby Day

Parody Song Title:

"Baskin Robbins"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

quality treats to eat...treats are guiltily sweet
quality treats to eat...treats are guiltily sweet
quality treats to eat...treats are guiltily sweet
sweet...sweet....sweet sweet

he sits like a fat slob all the day long
slurpin' and a-lickin' that ice cream cone
after havin' thirds, can't see his feet
stuff at baskin robbins is so doggone sweet

baskin robbins...sweet...guiltily sweet
baskin robbins...sweet...guiltily sweet
eat baskin robbins and you'll be too full to walk tonight

every little swallow...brings you ecstasy
very bite is pure as a treat can be
a pie is foul...a cake snack blows
but i know a thing that will cure your woes

baskin robbins...sweet...guiltily sweet
baskin robbins...sweet...guiltily sweet
eat baskin robbins and you'll be too full to walk tonight

i really have a cravin', so away i prance
have banana splits until i split my pants
i started eating steady from a big ol' bowl
i topped it with some syrup and some...oreos

he sits like a fat slob all the day long
slurpin' and a-lickin' that ice cream cone
after havin' thirds, can't see his feet
stuff at baskin robbins is so doggone sweet

baskin robbins...sweet...guiltily sweet
baskin robbins...sweet...guiltily sweet
eat baskin robbins and you'll be too full to walk tonight

quality treats to eat...treats are guiltily sweet
quality treats to eat...treats are guiltily sweet
quality treats to eat...treats are guiltily sweet
sweet...sweet....sweet sweet


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AFW - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny and fattening....and a great commercial for BR...Fivers
Royce Miller - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
delicious
Guy - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
A good follow-up to this would be "Never On A Sundae". Clever parody and title.
Kristof Robertson - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
"quality treats to eat...treats are guiltily sweet"...that's just freakin' genius, man! 555
John Barry - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Many clever words substitutions. My favorite: Oreos for oriole. 15 flavors.
alvin rhodes - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks AFW royce guy kristof and john for the kind words
Leo Jay - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
The "guiltily sweet" sub in the chorus is priceless. Very funny!
2Eagle - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Clever parody of that old gem.
Dee Range - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Sweet, but I've got a bone to pick with you and Royce about your parodies today. Donuts, Twinkies, ice cream.....mmmm, ice cream.....DOH!
Rick Cormier - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
LMAO ! quality treats to eat...treats are guiltily sweet Hilarious! 5's
malcolm higgins - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
a parody of good taste 5-5-5
Michael Pacholek - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Five scoops, five toppings, five cherries.
Arwen - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Having worked at BR all through high school, this one hits close to home, Alvin! Great job!!
Johnny D - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody melts in your mouse, not on your hands!
alvin rhodes - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks leo 2eagle dee rick malcolm michael arwen and johnny
Michael Pacholek - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Still waiting for this one to get a perfect score of 31 5-votes. 19 to go.
Serafina - April 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Very yummy! I enjoyed every single line of it; it was so cute. Here's the 13th triple-5 vote to go on top. =)
Lee Rasiel - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Wasn't this on Kidsongs? that's what I don't like about the song you made a parody of
Christie Marie M - October 03, 2008 - Report this comment
I love Baskin Robbins! I love Pralines and Cream! I got the biggest sweet tooth in America!!! 555!!!
alvin - October 05, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks michael, serafina and lee....never heard of kidsongs...thanks christie and dr. music

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