-> "Sharp as Knife "
Original Song Title:
"Mack The Knife "
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Sharp as Knife "
Parody Written by:
grin reaper
The Lyrics
Oh they're sharp, babe, not just teeth, dear
If exposed them pearly white
Till I slash bite then you hack breathe, babe
When I do it's, yum, out of sight
Ya know when a shark bites by that reef, babe
Out the blood flows scarlet red
Lapped blood flows, no, where just hack breathe, babe
Search wherever, never a trace of red
Down on the sidewalk, huh, huh, cruel sunny morning, uh huh
Lies a body just doomed no life, eek
Is someone sneakin' 'round the corner
Is it someone? a bat in flight
Makes a great float, uh huh, round by the liver don'tcha know You won't catch me man just a lappin on down Add, some Creme It tastes good, but adds more weight, feared I'll go without then cold vampy's back in town
Now don't ya fear or even quiver can't disappear, babe After lapping down from long then slash And now good grief needs more flavor seems to be this guy just tastes like trash
Now get me cider, oh, oh, yeah, sink the nasty Ooh, thanks lots see now a you wont hit the ground
Now my whine forms more tonight, babe
Or my lacking brings you down
I said get me cider, now, super prontay
Want out of this bloody huntva and not fall down
Yes, a shine forms sink they might, babe
Now Ann vampy's back in town
Look out, Ann vampy's back
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