-> "Nick's Big Night"
Original Song Title:
"Mack The Knife"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Nick's Big Night"
The Lyrics
Goes on marked date..with eight Reindeer
Where there's snow 'nd swirling lights
Small hands pack tight that ol' sack, he takes
And he keeps list'a who's been nice
He's booked on that charmed flight
Christmas eve waits
Sleepin' pillows hit their heads
Fingers stuff toes where old stockings hang
Cards and letters, letters been sent and read
Up on the housetops, click-click
Down through the chimneys, quick-quick
Surprised body! fits loose inside
Loves cookie season, smiles filling orders
Bet that *fun one* gets FAT tonight
Kids have high hopes, Ho-Ho
For toys delivered don'tcha know
Whe-re in magic bag, all their presents are found
Though this event is rushed, time to celebrate's near
Like To Be There When.. those snappy acts leave ground
Launched career atop antlered Thriller
wee sets of ears slaved..before doling out
All their whole darn stash
Big man expedes 'em via air trailer
Fill the need, for toys, good children ask
G,G,GO Tiny Dancer, Go-Go... Dash, Dashing Dasher
Float swift, Bonny Vixen, can't hold Prancer down
Snow white blind storms, Fog horn night - Take
Red Nosed Rudy's ..light along
Tail on Comet's hyper.!.!.!.!.Calm Cupid's snorting
Gilded rack on silvered Donner rivals Blitzen's crown
Team's in fine form..out all night, Late...
Bet St. Nicky..........................................'s
Back by Daw...................... . . .................. . . . ........................n
! Bless All Those Aching Backs !
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