-> "O.J. The Knife"
Original Song Title:
"Mack The Knife" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"O.J. The Knife"
Oh the shark babe - has such teeth dear,
And he shows them - pearly white.
Just a meat knife - has old O.J.
And the knife ain't - been seen since that night.
You know when that shark bites - with his teeth dear,
It will hurt you - quite a bit.
Fancy golf gloves - has old O.J.
If the gloves don't fit - you must acquit.
In the garden - Monday morning aha,
Were two bodies - as we all know.
But old O.J. - was in Chicago!
Could it be they were done in by Kato?
There's a Bronco - down on the highway don't you know,
With the cop cars - a-runnin' it down.
Oh those cop cars aren't - in a parade, dear.
Five will get you ten old O.J.'s skippin' town!
Did you hear about A.C. Cowlings? He was the driver.
All his life he's been - old O.J.'s main man.
Now the D.A.s - out in L.A.
Want to give A.C. a long term in the can!
F. Lee Bailey, Bob Shapiro,
Johnny Cochrane - they thought they were hip,
'Til they met up - with Marcia Clark (Eeek!),
The D.A. with the mole here on her lip.
No one knows if - O.J.'s guilty,
But if he's convicted - then I know one thing:
They'll be riots - out in L.A.
Ninety times worse......than Rodney King!
(Closing instrumental riff)
(Spoken) Acquit old O.J. or else...BOOM!
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