Song Parodies -> Baby, There's Mold Inside
| Original Song Title: | "Baby, It's Cold Outside" |
| Original Performer: | Bobby Caldwell and Vanessa Williams |
| Parody Song Title: | "Baby, There's Mold Inside" |
| Parody Written by: | Matthias |
Another thing I hate: Cheap Motel Rooms
(Husband)
We really must stay
(Wife)
But baby, that's mold inside
(Husband)
It's the cheapest way
(Wife)
But baby, that's mold inside
(Husband)
So ceiling's leaking
(Wife)
There's water on bed dropping
(Husband)
It's worth the price
(Wife)
I've took my stand, this place ain't nice!
(Husband)
Don't bother outside's snow flurry
(Wife)
A little snow, that's your worry?!
(Husband)
At least there's clean space on the floor
(Wife)
Listen to them boinking next door
(Husband)
And free HBO's not that blurry
(Wife)
But honey please, I'm quite worried
(Husband)
Maybe just a night of sleep more
(Wife)
We're not sleeping around these whores!
(Husband)
Green papers on brink
(Wife)
Baby, smells bad in here
(Husband)
Spray Lysol, won't stink
(Wife)
The bad stench stays "round there
(Husband)
Well, don't have a cow
(Wife)
Ewww! Mice want to pick fight now
(Husband)
Awh, pets that's swell
(Wife)
You lost your head!
(GASP!)
Your mind has gelled!
(Husband)
Can't hear you say
"No, no, no way!"
(Wife)
Childish little poser!
(Husband)
At least I went and gave it a try
(Wife)
I would but bathroom's full of flies
(Husband)
We really must stay
(Wife)
Baby, let's go now!
(Husband and Wife)
Baby, That's Mold/ Gold Inside!!!
(Instrumental as the Husband and Wife explore the motel room)
(Husband)
We simply can't go
(Wife)
But baby that's mold in there
(Husband)
It's not all that gross
(Wife)
But baby, there's mold in there
(Husband)
Vacation has been
(Wife)
Kentucky to see chicken
(Husband)
So nice in dorms
(Wife)
Look in the closet at ant swarm
(Husband)
At least that breeds not vicious
(Wife)
F*ck, bag boy smashed my dishes
(Husband)
At least he dropped them their at the door
(Wife)
Broke the hinges off, crashed to floor
(Husband)
Now you're just being malicious
(Wife)
You know I get quite suspicious
(Husband)
Just pop a couple aspirin more
(Wife)
Never popped this many before
(Husband)
At least we're alone
(Wife)
No baby, the fleas are there
(Husband)
Take free mints on pillow
(Wife)
Don't baby, just leave those there
(Husband)
Well, it didn't cost grand
(Wife)
Just felt something lick my hand
(Husband)
It's make believe
(Wife crying)
How can you do this thing to me?!
(Husband)
You're bound to be fine tomorrow
(Wife)
If sheets, and bed I'd borrow
(Husband)
At least it is warmer inside
(Wife)
Hope you catch Gomorrah and die!
(Husband)
Fine we won't stay
(Wife)
Pull over and drive down
(Husband and Wife)
Yeah, We'll Just
Sleep
Out
Side!!!!!!!!
We really must stay
(Wife)
But baby, that's mold inside
(Husband)
It's the cheapest way
(Wife)
But baby, that's mold inside
(Husband)
So ceiling's leaking
(Wife)
There's water on bed dropping
(Husband)
It's worth the price
(Wife)
I've took my stand, this place ain't nice!
(Husband)
Don't bother outside's snow flurry
(Wife)
A little snow, that's your worry?!
(Husband)
At least there's clean space on the floor
(Wife)
Listen to them boinking next door
(Husband)
And free HBO's not that blurry
(Wife)
But honey please, I'm quite worried
(Husband)
Maybe just a night of sleep more
(Wife)
We're not sleeping around these whores!
(Husband)
Green papers on brink
(Wife)
Baby, smells bad in here
(Husband)
Spray Lysol, won't stink
(Wife)
The bad stench stays "round there
(Husband)
Well, don't have a cow
(Wife)
Ewww! Mice want to pick fight now
(Husband)
Awh, pets that's swell
(Wife)
You lost your head!
(GASP!)
Your mind has gelled!
(Husband)
Can't hear you say
"No, no, no way!"
(Wife)
Childish little poser!
(Husband)
At least I went and gave it a try
(Wife)
I would but bathroom's full of flies
(Husband)
We really must stay
(Wife)
Baby, let's go now!
(Husband and Wife)
Baby, That's Mold/ Gold Inside!!!
(Instrumental as the Husband and Wife explore the motel room)
(Husband)
We simply can't go
(Wife)
But baby that's mold in there
(Husband)
It's not all that gross
(Wife)
But baby, there's mold in there
(Husband)
Vacation has been
(Wife)
Kentucky to see chicken
(Husband)
So nice in dorms
(Wife)
Look in the closet at ant swarm
(Husband)
At least that breeds not vicious
(Wife)
F*ck, bag boy smashed my dishes
(Husband)
At least he dropped them their at the door
(Wife)
Broke the hinges off, crashed to floor
(Husband)
Now you're just being malicious
(Wife)
You know I get quite suspicious
(Husband)
Just pop a couple aspirin more
(Wife)
Never popped this many before
(Husband)
At least we're alone
(Wife)
No baby, the fleas are there
(Husband)
Take free mints on pillow
(Wife)
Don't baby, just leave those there
(Husband)
Well, it didn't cost grand
(Wife)
Just felt something lick my hand
(Husband)
It's make believe
(Wife crying)
How can you do this thing to me?!
(Husband)
You're bound to be fine tomorrow
(Wife)
If sheets, and bed I'd borrow
(Husband)
At least it is warmer inside
(Wife)
Hope you catch Gomorrah and die!
(Husband)
Fine we won't stay
(Wife)
Pull over and drive down
(Husband and Wife)
Yeah, We'll Just
Sleep
Out
Side!!!!!!!!
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Aka: "How To Make Your Stubborn Husband Change", and that their should have been there damn the English Language!
Title of the day.
my favorite of the day...great job
Funny! I saw some Jessica Simpson Christmas special a few years back with her and Nick doing this number in ridiculous fashion making your version all the better!
(Decathlon) THOU hast brrrrrought the FUNG-us A-MONG us!
DECATHLON:- very good the way you mold-ed the lyrics
(Decathlon - Event 2) I hate the OS, making this silly spoof all the better!
(decath2) the genuine article, matthias - a duet where the rant is actually the exchange between each of the singers
(DEC2) BIG effort, Matthias, and extra kudos for writing this as a duet......btw, you've just described my flat...;-). 555
Excellent job, loved the idea and the song. Reminded me of the "good old days" at the Roach Motel!
Decathlon...funny funny funny! I just love every bit of it!
Decathlon, what a strgange reasd lol 5s
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