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Song Parodies -> "The Milkman Of Roman Kindness"

Original Song Title:

"The Milkman Of Human Kindness"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Bragg

Parody Song Title:

"The Milkman Of Roman Kindness"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

If you were Roman
Like William Tell
Believe me it's naked
Because I am today
I am from Barking
You're from Suffolk

Cos I love you, dear
You're the milkman of Roman Kindness
If that wasn't enough
Cos I hate you, dear

Cos I love you, girlfriend
She's the Roman of Manchester kindness
If that wasn't that
Cos I hate her, dear
LOL

Send me a message
To Frankenstein
Open up the monster
To Einstein
If you're from Essex
I'm from Switzerland

Cos I've bitten you dear
I'm the girlfriend of Essex kindness
If you're weaker enough
I am sure to go for Manchester

Cos I am not what you've find
I'm the maternity of leaving The Who
Cos I ain't Quadrophenia
Or I am Tommy
Although the kids are alright
Although the kids are alright then

If I am shaking
Then I fancy a snog
If I were shagging
I am a brunette

Cos I love you dear
I am the Eminem of rapping rubbish
Cos to see the In Utero
You must keep it, clear

Cos I love you, Chelsea
I am the girlfriend of Facebook kindness
Cos you don't believe it's bloody true
Cos you don't believe it's fecking true

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Dave W. - March 10, 2014 - Report this comment
Quite the lovely romance here...literally...

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