Song Parodies -> Congress I Love Blue
| Original Song Title: | "P.S. I Love You" |
| Original Performer: | Billie Holiday |
| Parody Song Title: | "Congress I Love Blue" |
| Parody Written by: | Barry J. Mitchel |
At a recent town-hall meeting on medical reform in Dartmouth MA, Representative Barney Frank responded to one woman's question by saying, "It's like arguing with a dining-room table, for which I have no interest." Here is my imagined correspondence from him to a companion, based on this OS.
Queer, I thought I'd pop a tweet.
The A/C's cool, the lokes in heat.
I'm in dread of right defeat.
Congress I love blue.
Yesterday I had some pain-
ful call-in calls; they rant, complain.
They don't trust me, it is plain.
Congress I love blue.
White are these clowns, crusty, loony, unstable,
So lame, unsound, they drawl.
I spurned a-hole, called her "dining room table";
She bets we'll shrink, likes less and small.
Nothing else that I can say
Will show their closed minds I hold sway.
Ev'rybody's thinking I'm through.
Congress I love blue.
The A/C's cool, the lokes in heat.
I'm in dread of right defeat.
Congress I love blue.
Yesterday I had some pain-
ful call-in calls; they rant, complain.
They don't trust me, it is plain.
Congress I love blue.
White are these clowns, crusty, loony, unstable,
So lame, unsound, they drawl.
I spurned a-hole, called her "dining room table";
She bets we'll shrink, likes less and small.
Nothing else that I can say
Will show their closed minds I hold sway.
Ev'rybody's thinking I'm through.
Congress I love blue.
I can't make this stuff up; politicians have a habit of stepping into it.
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Well done as usual! ;D
A dining-room table, huh? Parodists will never lack for material when politicians are around...
Some of the parodists around here are like talking to a wall... at least you can eat from a table. Besides, isn't a Congressman making that remark a case of the pot calling the kettle black?
To avoid any racial implication, I'd change "White are these" to "Right-winger" in line 9.
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