Song Parodies -> I've Not Hot Tub To Keep Me Warm
| Original Song Title: | "I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm" |
| Original Performer: | Billie Holiday |
| Parody Song Title: | "I've Not Hot Tub To Keep Me Warm" |
| Parody Written by: | Barry J. Mitchel |
During the current blitzkrieg of Arctic air across the United States, many may be wondering whatever happened to global warming. Here is a non-PC solution to the record-breaking chill. Click here for Irving Berlin's orginal lyrics.
The snow is growing, the wind is blowing;
Oh, why can't weather be norm?
What ho! I dare say, cause of stray storm
Is not man's greenhouse global warm.
Why cold so scary in January?
Sasquatch froze, I'm sick in dorm.*
I need health care when icicles form;
I've not hot tub to keep me warm.
On with my overcoat, on with my hood.
I need two overcoats; I'm burning more wood!
My hearth's on fire; the flame grows higher,
So I will weather the storm.
What do I care what gases may form?
Drive lots above to keep me warm.
Oh, why can't weather be norm?
What ho! I dare say, cause of stray storm
Is not man's greenhouse global warm.
Why cold so scary in January?
Sasquatch froze, I'm sick in dorm.*
I need health care when icicles form;
I've not hot tub to keep me warm.
On with my overcoat, on with my hood.
I need two overcoats; I'm burning more wood!
My hearth's on fire; the flame grows higher,
So I will weather the storm.
What do I care what gases may form?
Drive lots above to keep me warm.
* A dorm can be any place for sleep. I'm awake at bjmitchel@att.net for feedback.
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