Song Parodies -> I'll Be Sawing You
| Original Song Title: | "I'll Be Seeing You" |
| Original Performer: | Billie Holiday |
| Parody Song Title: | "I'll Be Sawing You" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
I'll Be Sawing You,
Magicians box, inside you're hiding
Illusion, and the way you're sliding
Makes it true...
Push, pull the blade of steel
False blood makes it look real
With flying chunks of wood,
It's cutting through,
The way it should..
I'll Be Sawing You
Your indiscretion. learned today
Stage hand, with whom you love to play
Insurance helped me find a way;
Of payback, accidental clause,
Indemnity is due...
So, this time it's not a trick,
Dear, I'll Be Sawing...You...
Magicians box, inside you're hiding
Illusion, and the way you're sliding
Makes it true...
Push, pull the blade of steel
False blood makes it look real
With flying chunks of wood,
It's cutting through,
The way it should..
I'll Be Sawing You
Your indiscretion. learned today
Stage hand, with whom you love to play
Insurance helped me find a way;
Of payback, accidental clause,
Indemnity is due...
So, this time it's not a trick,
Dear, I'll Be Sawing...You...
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Incisive.
on the cutting edge
I saw that ending coming....
Nice! I really enjoy songs portraying a little slice of life.
Thanks, John, alvin, Meriadoc, and TJC...I guess I did sort of telegraph the ending.. all good punny commenting
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