Song Parodies -> Sock Around The Crotch

Original Song Title:	"Rock Around The Clock"
Original Performer:	Bill Haley and The Comets

Parody Song Title:	"Sock Around The Crotch"
Parody Written by:	Airfarcewon

One, two, grab a sock for a sock crotch
Three, four, nab a sock for a sock crotch
Five, six, tab a sock for a sock crotch,
I'm gonna' Sock
Around
The Crotch, tonight

Got my tight jeans on, and I'm set to go
All these socks I'll stuff, a bulge will show

I'm gonna' Sock Around The Crotch, tonight
I'm gonna' Sock, Sock, Sock for broad's delight
I'm gonna' Sock,
I'm gonna' Sock Around The Crotch, tonight

Lack of manhood status I'll enhance
With these rolled up socks, here in my pants

I'm gonna' Sock Around The Crotch, tonight
I'm gonna' Sock, Sock, Sock for broad's delight
I'm gonna' Sock,
I'm gonna' Sock, Around The Crotch, tonight

Don't wanna' be just a nerdy dud
Gonna' have a package and be a stud,

I'm gonna' Sock Around The Crotch, tonight
I'm gonna' Sock, Sock, Sock for broad's delight
I'm gonna' Sock,
I'm gonna' Sock Around The Crotch, tonight

Just hope these socks don't slip and drop
While I'm dancin' down at that old Sock Hop

I'm gonna' Sock Around The Crotch, tonight
I'm gonna' Sock, Sock, Sock for broad's delight
I'm gonna' Sock,
I'm gonna' Sock Around The Crotch, tonight

Yeah....

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Rotten Tomato - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment

Cute. Simple concept, decently executed. Not what I was thinking when I read the title, though...;)

Yoidy - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment

This socked me! 555

John Barry - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment

I laughed my socks off!

Meriadoc - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment

It's exactly what I thought when I read the title. Must be from growing up watching 70s rock stars....

Hollajuku - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment

I'll sock-to-ya a 5/5/5 vote.

alvin rhodes - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment

unique subject...fun to sing along to

AFW - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks to everyone who voted and commented

Michael Pacholek - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment

For a moment, I thought this was going to be a tribute to either the Red Hot Chili Peppers or Jason Biggs of "American Pie." And, please, don't tell me if, or why, the sock is a "gold toe."

Adagio - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment

I really liked this one...it was catchy!

Papageno - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment

Nice parody, I've read a few parodies of this song but I actually laughed when I read this one. 555

John Jenkins - March 15, 2007 - Report this comment

"Broad's delight" might not be PC, but it is a brilliant substitution. Very well done, AFW.

Johnny D - March 15, 2007 - Report this comment

Hey, there's nothing wrong with "broad's delight" -- I used it myself in my own parody of "Rock Around The Clock" -- well, I guess that fact in and of itself doesn't MAKE it "right", but at least there's precedent! Hilarious job here, AFW! 555!

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Song Parodies -> Sock Around The Crotch

"Rock Around The Clock"

Bill Haley and The Comets

"Sock Around The Crotch"

Airfarcewon

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