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Song Parodies -> "Stalk Around Amok"

Original Song Title:

"Rock Around The Clock"

Original Performer:

Bill Haley And His Comets

Parody Song Title:

"Stalk Around Amok"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Watch him be amok
Poor amok Spock

Wild
Sick
Revvin' amok
Mate-amok-Spock

Vulcan-mating-amok
Swelled-amok-Spock
He's gonna stalk
Around
Amok and fight

Set your course right on, Vulcan-Town
Put your di-lithium hammer down

He's gonna stalk, around, amok and fight
He's gonna stalk, stalk, stalk, for broad's delight
Gonna stalk, gonna stalk around amok tonight!

Seven years he's cool, as a stone
Now he reeks of Pon-Farr pheromones

He's gonna stalk, around, amok and fight
He's gonna stalk, stalk, stalk, for broad's delight
Gonna stalk, gonna stalk around amok tonight!

When he gets the word, from ol' T'Pau
Gonna lift that Lirpa lively now

He's gonna stalk, around, amok and fight
He's gonna stalk, stalk, stalk, for broad's delight
Gonna stalk, gonna stalk around amok tonight!

Time for that Kunat, Kaliphee
Swingin' Ahn-Woon thongs so violently

He's gonna stalk, around, amok and fight
He's gonna stalk, stalk, stalk, for broad's delight
Gonna stalk, gonna stalk around amok tonight!

Got the Pon-Farr blues, see him roar
And in seven years, he'll stalk some more

He's gonna stalk, around, amok and fight
He's gonna stalk, stalk, stalk, for broad's delight
Gonna stalk, gonna stalk around amok tonight!

(A "Kaliphee", a "Kaliphee", a "Kaliphee", a "Kaliphee", amok --- in "Kaliphee" !)

("KROY' KAH!")

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Adagio - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I can just imagine Spock swinging around to this tune after 7 years of abstinence. I didn't know most of the references, but I trust that they are good and raunchy, right? 5's
Worf - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Just keep your hands off Dax, you green-blooded freak!
Ashkicksass - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
2 Star Trek parodies in a week? Johnny...I'm starting to worry about you...
Arwen - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm SO not a Star Trek fan...but if people can put up with my LOTR fixations...I'll have to return the favor...=) 5s!
2nz - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
All theme big Star Trek words went over my head, but I can appreciate a sub like 'for broad's delight'. Nice one JD.
Rick D - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
No wonder Spock is so solemn. Once every seven years?
K1chyd - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Im putting my di-lithium hammer down 555 times. And as for that TOS episode; Goes to prove how SF at its best can handle subjects that (at the time, in this case the 60s) are considered unspeakable or unmoral by censurian authorities. This was ST:TOS (The Old Series) way of having some fun with the moral values surrounding the HUMAN all to well know "7 year itch".
Cookie-man - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I like Arwen don't know much about Star Trek either, but this was a scream! What am I saying?!? Everything you write is HILARIOUS!!!
Steve K. - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Live long and prosper, JD. \\//_
alvin rhodes - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
too funny....a very logical parody
Ravyn Rant - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
You know what scares me? I knew what this song was going to be about by the title alone...um, it was only logical?
Michael Pacholek - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Fascinating!
Johnny D - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, everybody!

Adagio: Nope, they're as clean as mid-1960's family-hour prime-time TV.

Worf: OK, but I'll go for Jadzia if she's the logical Trill to do.

Ashkicksass: You ain't seen nothin' yet! Don't worry, be happy!

Arwen: That's one of the great things about Amiright --- sharing (and wallowing in) our fixations!

2nz: Thanks, subs like that just come to me from the sheer sound of the words themselves.

Rick D: Yup, with green blood and pointed ears to boot.

K1chyd: You've hit the neutronium nail on its subspace head ... TOS looks oh so corny now, but back then, it was freakin' radical.

Cookie-man: Thanks! Anybody who's willing to post a bearded lady photo of themselves knows what "hilarious" means! ;-)

Steve: Peace and Long Life, SK. \V/

alvin: Glad it passes the Vulcan eyebrow-raise test!

Ravyn: It is illogical to fear one's own precognitive abilities...uh-oh, I'm afraid you might have known that I was going to say that...

MP: Thank you, Surak Pacholek, Father Of All That We Red Sox Fans Rue.
Paul Robinson - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D - this time you've just gone too Pon-ing Farr! You know, phero-moment I was starting to get worried about you...5's
Johnny D - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh heh, thanks Paul !
Kristof Robertson - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Mostly didn't have a clue what you were on about (Pon-Farr blues??) but laughed heartily all the same. 555
Johnny D - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Kristof.
Serafina - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent parody, JD! I especially like what you did at the beginning; it sounds very much like the original. The ending was great, too. By the way, I'm at home right now, so if I vote and it doesn't register, you'll know why. But I really enjoyed it!
Johnny D - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Serafina, glad you enjoyed it!
... - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I also liked how the words at the beginning kinda rhyme with the corresponding words in the original. Great job.
Johnny D - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Ellipsis.
Molly - August 07, 2013 - Report this comment
I Googled pon-farr blues and this was the 1st result. I was thinking of writing my own Trek parody song ; something like "haven't seen my baby/in approximately 7.321 solar rotations/now I got the pon-farr blues ..."idk. But this is better!

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