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Song Parodies -> "Thinking About Alexa"

Original Song Title:

"Thinking About Tomorrow"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beth Orton

Parody Song Title:

"Thinking About Alexa"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

Tired but I ain't drinking
Thinking about Alexa Chung
Why should she be dreaming
To be dreaming about Fack Sabbath
I know where to be at
cuz you're the one outside my air
Well it's happen so hard to break in these easier to me
Well it's happen so hard to break in these easier tonight

So easy

So, so, so, long
what have i done to myself again
So, so, so, long
Wishing I was again
So, so, so, long
what have I done to myself again
So, so, so, long
where are all the Beth Ortons gone

And I've been now complaning
And i've been now foresaking
for so, so, so, so, long
And i've been now rushing in and out
Been commentating on the scores
So, so, so, long

I'm about to write down
my feelings for Alexa Chung
She is a brown-haired British woman
I never wanted to be a bogus photographer for her
I know she has
got no Novocaine For The Soul
Well i've happened to meet her again in 2003
Well i've happened to meet her now in 2013
Tonight

So easy

So, so, so, so, long
I should never bite her
So, so, so, so, so, long
I should never bite her again
So, so, so, so, so, long
have i seen her on maternity leave

And i've been out drinking with her
Been snogging Alexa for so long
And i've been out leaving me away
Been complaining
for so, so, so, so, so, so long
And i've been out snogging her now
Been complaining for so, so, so, long
And i've been dreaming now
of her on Crimewatch
doing her reconstruction of her
snogging me

Tired but I ain't crowdpleasing
pleasing for Beth Orton
why should Alexa Chung join
I think she shall be in Local H
I think we are the resurrection
not the infinite sadness
Well, it's been ages since I've heard Mellon Collie
Well, it's been ages since i've heard Mellon Collie
Well, it's been ages since i've heard Mellon Collie
tonight

So, easy
Easy, easy, easy, easy, e-e-e-e-e-easy

Now for but so long
A rush of blood to the head
Now for but so short
some infinite sadness for Alexa Chung

Now i've been out drinking with her
Now i've been dreaming about her
for so, so, so, so, so long
Now i've been dreaming about her
Now i've been respite with her now

And now then i've been dreaming about her
Been commentating Karate Kid
And now then i've been singing to her
Been drinking with her
with my own breath of Mellon Collie

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