-> "All Star Kia of Baton Rouge"
Original Song Title:
"Got the Jitters"
Parody Song Title:
"All Star Kia of Baton Rouge"
Parody Written by:
George&GermaineBriantFan
The Lyrics
Got the Kias, got the Kias,
Got the Kias, got the Kias, got the Kias.
Like the pounding of a hammer
Is this car store and its clammer
Find them in Louisiana;
Got the Kias!
Goin’ places, goin’ places,
All Star Kia won’t have artificial faces!
All Star Kia makes one gladder,
Been divorced? It doesn’t matter,
Your car can’t get any badder,
Got the Kias!
At the lake one afternoon,
Saw two guys on jet skis, both in tune!
Said, “Don’t buy a Cadillac”,
Always take our Kias there and back,
Got the Kias, got the Kias,
Got the Kias, got the Kias, got the Kias.
From the moment that I get up,
On the go without a let-up,
Driver, bring another set-up,
GOT THE KIAS!!!
Like a million city critters
Who are not exactly quitters,
And could not drive a jet ski,
That’s All Star Kia!
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