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Song Parodies -> "River Rafting and Challenge Course"
Original Song Title:
"Dancing in the Moonlight"
Original Performer:
Ben Pollack
Parody Song Title:
"River Rafting and Challenge Course"
Parody Written by:
George&GermaineBriantFan
The Lyrics
The holiday gift that your family will remember for generations. Inspired from a RINVOQ commercial.
Rafting in the daylight,
Like a camping trip,
Rowing with your paddle,
On a weekday!
Rafting in the daylight,
Sighing little sighs,
Put on your life jacket,
Water gets in your eyes!
Stopping for a picnic,
A challenge course, too,
Then get back to rafting,
On a weekday!
Bring the kids and grandma,
Sing the latest songs,
They’ll be rafting in the daylight,
All day long!
Like a camping trip,
Rowing with your paddle,
On a weekday!
Rafting in the daylight,
Sighing little sighs,
Put on your life jacket,
Water gets in your eyes!
Stopping for a picnic,
A challenge course, too,
Then get back to rafting,
On a weekday!
Bring the kids and grandma,
Sing the latest songs,
They’ll be rafting in the daylight,
All day long!
Original commercial here.
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Writing about a TV commercial that no one else has even paid attention to. Once again, great stuff as usual, George Briant fan (Who ever heard of him?). Next time write about Southwest Airlines and their failure to get passengers to their locations on time over the holiday season.
If you’re going to write about random television commercials to Ben Pollack songs, ya gotta give us some interesting info about the band that recorded the songs. Tell us how Nappy Lamare half-sung “Got The Jitters” or how Pollack married his band’s singer Doris Robbins, and how his band members quit en masse. But hey, at least you managed to shut up about “The greatest moment in television history.” Have a Happy New Year, whatever your idea of that is.
Wow, seriously? “Bring the kids and grandma, Sing the latest songs, They’ll be rafting in the daylight, All day long!“ Why would a grandma go on a white water rafting trip? That makes as little sense as this parody. Now you know how I feel about it.
This doesn’t make sense to anyone, Fedora Fred included: "Stopping for a picnic, a challenge course, too...Then get back to rafting, on a weekday!"
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