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Song Parodies -> "Seein' Two-Thousand Voting Mules"

Original Song Title:

"Goin' To Heaven On A Mule"

Original Performer:

Ben Pollack

Parody Song Title:

"Seein' Two-Thousand Voting Mules"

Parody Written by:

A Kansan

The Lyrics

After hearing about the new film "2,000 Mules", I was reminded of the Ben Pollack song "Goin' To Heaven On A Mule", and I thought that this would be a perfect song to parody. This is sung from the view of an average person who votes in his election.
When I vote away,
On Election Day,
My votes are counted by the rules,
And not two-thousand mules,

As I write,
I'll be voting right,
I don't see anything that might
Bring on two-thousand mules,

My candidate...
...Won't be announced late...

I will read up all the papers just to make sure all the precincts are correct,
I have never seen a mule out of the countryside, let alone have votes checked,
No, siree!

If this new movie's
What it claims to be,
I'll marry my soon bride-to-be,
A "count-all-the-votes" mule,

Now I'm seeing,
And I'm agreeing,
On two-thousand mules!

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