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Song Parodies -> "See My Breasts"

Original Song Title:

"Be Our Guest"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beauty & The Beast

Parody Song Title:

"See My Breasts"

Parody Written by:

Cait Sith

The Lyrics

See my breasts, see my breasts
Put your hands upon my chest
Put your eyes back in your head, deary
And take me up to bed
Bachelor, I'm not sure
So we'd better lock the door
Shut the curtains, I'm not vicious
But the neighbours'll get suspicious

Take that ring off your hand
Just in case your wife gets mad
When she stumbles in and finds us both in bed
Go on and light a candle
It's not much to handle
If you're stressed, or depressed, see my breasts

If you're poor, I'm not staying
If you're cool, then I'll keep playing
I'm for real, don't you dare
Say that you haven't come prepared
You're a scoundrel, you're a cheat
But does your wife give this much heat
My customers all agree
That when in bed, I'm like a dream

All my blokes last for six
'Cos they screw me pretty quick
Now I'm waiting for someone who lasts for ten
If you ain't got the cash
I'm gonna kick your ass
To see my breasts, you must impress, before I start getting dressed
See my breasts, see my breasts, see my breasts

Life is undeserving
For the lady who likes perving
And stands waiting for a man to come along
Oh, the younger days when she was peaceful
All before she went and hit the bong
Many years she stood lusting
Always living by the dustbin
Only sanitised before she takes the pill
Most nights she just stands around to hassle
Once all sad and crazy
Now men pay her for a baby

It's a breast, it's a breast!
She's twenty-five and I'm impressed
I was so bored, parked in my Ford
And now I've finally had sex
Your bra size? Double d?
Well, my dear, that's fine with me
On the back seat you'll hear screaming
Car is rocking, window's steaming
She's a whore, it's her job
At least it won't include a cot
Don't get up, I want to see you here undressed
It's so much fun to do
To have a hump or two
I've seen her breasts, yes, her breasts!

See her breasts, see her breasts
The forbidden landing nests
They are bigger than any pair I have seen, and I'm obsessed!
Pay her dear and you'll get near
To a natural masterpiece
When the action has stopped going
Do her boobies keep on growing?
Squeeze them both, one by one
'Til she shouts, then spank her bum
Then you sweep her off her feet and you'll be there
So when you're feeling randy
She will come in handy
With her breasts, I suggest
That you'd best go see her breasts!

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Kristof Robertson - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
What're you doing on Friday night? ;-) 555
Manga Turtle - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
crude, very crude, but i was laughing. that has to be the best parody i have ever heard to this song.

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