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Song Parodies -> "Muesli In A Pie With Almonds"

Original Song Title:

"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Muesli In A Pie With Almonds"

Parody Written by:

Mick Capewell

The Lyrics

From the album 'Syd Culpepper's Strawberry Tarts and Flans' by The Bagels
Picture yourself at a table in a cafe
With toast and butter and marmalade sliced
You call a waiter, he answers quite slowly
A man with contact lens eyes.

Plastic flowers all tatty and cheap
Drooping pretend to be dead.
Look for the menu but to your surprise
It has gone.

Muesli in a pie with almonds
Muesli in a pie with almonds---eeeyyyyuuuuccckkk

Follow your eyes to a huge food mountain
Where fat piggy people eat hundreds of pies.
Everyone grunts by the pile of plates
That's grown so incredibly high.

New sweating waiter appears on the floor
Waiting to take your order.
Choose from the back of a menu you've found
And he's gone.

Muesli in a pie with almonds
Muesli in a pie with almonds---eeeyyyuuuccckkk

Pigging yourself on a plate full of bacon
With plasticine eggs and sucking French fries.
Suddenly someone is there with the bill
The man with the contact lens eyes.

Muesli in a pie with almonds
Muesli in a pie with almonds--oh no!

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