It was sev'ral months ago today
Junior Bushie stole the throne away.
Cheney has been in and out of bed.
Strom is guaranteed to turn up dead.
So may I introduce to you
The boobs you've known for all these years?
Georgy Bush's Smarmy Jerks Club Band!

They're Georgy Bush's Smarmy Jerks Club Band.
We hope you won't believe their lies.
Georgy Bush's Smarmy Jerks Club Band.
We hope that the GOP dies.
Georgy Bush's Smarmy, Georgy Bush's Smarmy,
Georgy Bush's Smarmy Jerks Club Band.

Ashcroft is glad to be here.
Lott certainly is thrilled.
Hastert, McConnell, and Enzi--
We'd like to rid them from D.C.
We'd love to boot them out.

Nickles doesn't want to stop the show.
Armey thought that you might like to know
That Tom DeLay's gonna make it wrong,
And they want you all to come along.
So let me introduce to you
The one and only Jesse Helms!
That's Georgy Bush's Smarmy Jerks Club Band!