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Song Parodies -> "Who Put the Hump?"

Original Song Title:

"Who Put the Bomp?"

Original Performer:

Barry Mann

Parody Song Title:

"Who Put the Hump?"

Parody Written by:

Timmy1000

The Lyrics

I'd like to yank the line
that showed the porn
that made my baby call it quits with me.

Oh,
Who put the hump in the bump 'n pump 'n dump?
Who put the spam in the ram 'n jam-a swing blog?
Who lost the top on the pop-she-pop up slop?
Who put the blip in the chip de chip V-chip?

Where was that LAN?
I should forsake broadband,
That made my baby call it quits with me.

Yeah,
When my baby heard,
Hump -a- pa- hump, a bump -a bump hump,
Ev'ry spurt shot daggers in her heart,
And when she saw me surfing,
Ram 'n bam 'n thank you ma'am, a spamma swing blog,
She said we'd simply have to part.

So,
Who put the hump in the bump 'n pump 'n dump?
Who put the spam in the ram 'n jam-a swing blog?
Who lost the top on the pop-she-pop up slop?
Who put the blip in the chip de chip V-chip?

Where was that LAN?
I should forsake broadband,
That made my baby call it quits with me.

Yeah,
Times that we're online,
Stupidy, putridy, doob-ity, puberty, boob-ity You-bity Tube,
Gets my baby's ire all in woe,
And ev'ry slime de-pantsing,
Skip the whip 'n strip, flip the chip, she lip,
She always screams she loathes me so.

So,
Who put the hump in the bump 'n pump 'n dump?
Who put the spam in the ram 'n jam-a swing blog?
Who lost the top on the pop-she-pop up slop?
Who put the blip in the chip de chip V-chip?

Where was that LAN?
I should forsake broadband,
That made my baby call it quits with me.

(Spoken tenderly with a deep and caring voice while chorus is sung)
Darling,
Hump a pa bump 'n pump I will dump,
And my honey,
Damn a spamma swing blog - forever,
And when I say
Flip the chip 'n skip the strip
You know I mean it
from the bottom of my stupidy, puberty, You-bity Tube

Chorus out.

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Leo Keough - January 06, 2009 - Report this comment
This was wild - Excellent work!!! - 555 - Sounds like you need to install a rearview mirror on your monitor.
alvin - January 06, 2009 - Report this comment
high tech meets doo wop...i had fun singing along
Ann Hammond - January 06, 2009 - Report this comment
I like
UnKnownVO - January 07, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . One hump, or two, Sir ?
Timmy1000 - January 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Leo, Alvin, Ann and UKVO. Thank goodness for the AIR site; another way for the computer to take up my time.
Agrimorfee - January 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Sorry I haven't looked at your stuff before...this was damned good. Consider competing in Song Of The Month, or other friendly competitions, at the messageboard?

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