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Song Parodies -> "One Last Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"One Night Standards"

Original Performer:

Ashley McBryde

Parody Song Title:

"One Last Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here's a song about what's happening last Christmas.
I ain't gonna stay for the holidays
I ain't gonna jump off the Santa Claus
I ain't gonna ask where your ring is
Thing is, we all got secrets

You don't wanna hear about my last break up
I don't wanna worry 'bout space you take up
I don't even care if you're here when I wake up

It's just a snow key
You ain't gotta lie to me
Can't you just use me like I'm using you?
How it goes is, bar closes
There's no king bed covered in trees
Just a room without a view

I don't want a number, you ain't gonna answer
Let's just stick to the one last Christmas

Well, I ain't Jack Frost either, but who is?
Call me what you want if the snow fits
I ain't gonna say I never do this, 'cause truth is
Lonely makes a snow ruthless

Ain't nobody gonna hurt nobody
Ain't nothing wrong with needing somebody
You can leave all that
Down in the lobby

It's just a snow key
You ain't gotta lie to me
Can't you just use me like I'm using you?
How it goes is, bar closes
There's no king bed covered in trees
Just a room without a view

No, I don't want a number, you ain't gonna answer
Let's just stick to the one last Christmas

Well how it goes is, bar closes
There's no king bed covered in trees
Just a room without a view

No, I don't give a damn about the holiday after
Bottles on the floor, don't even matter
I don't want a number, you ain't gonna answer
Let's just stick to the one last Christmas
The one last Christmas
The one last Christmas
Happy holidays!

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