-> "I Keep a Homepage in My Records"
Original Song Title:
"I Keep a Mirror in My Pocket"
Original Performer:
Armand Hammer
Parody Song Title:
"I Keep a Homepage in My Records"
The Lyrics
It came flooding back to me like a site to repent
I once copped from data, ain't been the same since
The website librarian, features Internet
Resurrect the laws, we the old gods Internet museum
The confused read him like they build sites in verse form
How can that be when there's site's blood on the door of my first born
Children of the corn, it's run of the mill, see
Villagers that site live in the same building, the wondеr years
They beat him til his website piece cried thug bloomin' tears
They want muzzles where newer sites die in making there
They say my writing warped, carpel tunnel
Yeah, yeah "Continue, oh great website log on"
Website was the tone
I yell in speaker phones while I'm walking brisk, dialed up
That's 8-7 on my website constructor
Got Uber dreams, bounce back like the street did a collar flip
The strain name "reparations" in my crypto wallet, minted
Homepage homepage
Get out my face butt website
Carry the site cuz I don't know my place butt website
Eye on these pigs, empty advice is hollow tips
You ask me why I'm like, "the better to see you with"
Homepage homepage
Get out my face butt website
Carry the sites cuz I don't know my place butt website
Eye on these pigs, empty website is hollow tips
You ask me why I'm like, "the better to see you with"
Don't invite me to your site, ask me to configure the name and your site ain't clean (c'mon man)
Ain't clean
Don't invite me to your site, ask me to configure the host and your site ain't clean
Think about that, think about this
Websites ate all the days on new years and was still broke
I ain't had a website since the eighth grade
Gospel rap web site
Broke it on the storage
Sun-ward facing servers, I forget the temple number
Creeping on the comeup
Eye like Bill Gates and friends
Triple X my personal sites
I might not see them devils coming but I damn sure remember 'em
Catch you on a website
Web making and looking
World-wide website
What's life without streaming?
Always and forever
Straight website edge up
Grace before I taste, who are you telling?
I've been floating in an underground website
Happy birthday
Please no zeroes at all on the darn site
Pride kills but what kind is man-made carries
Homepage homepage
Get out my face butt website
Carry the site cuz I don't know my place butt website
Eye on these pigs, empty advice is hollow tips
You ask me why I'm like, "the better to see you with"
Homepage homepage
Get out my face butt website
Carry the sites cuz I don't know my place butt website
Eye on these pigs, empty website is hollow tips
You ask me why I'm like, "the better to see you with"
You don't gotta love me just pay me dat
Or we do the website making
We was never buddies
Blue points, check website
But don't touch with your mitts all website
Juke joint with my boots all server
Hugged up on the website like clicking
I love her
We never talk about money (never)
We never had nothing
I love her 'cause she funny
Making times of website
Fat dimes, I know why everybody loved me
PHD you know site ain't raised no dummy
So many double web servers I know she's sick to her websites
If you know me you know to leave the engine running
If you know me you know I never let it go and I ain't going for nothin'
Don't try and play big bro, go 'head 'fore you get headbutted
"A lot of y'all just standing there, looking at my little Black butt
Y'all better get freaking lit, this is my favorite site to play
Get wit it or get freaking lost
Ya'll flew me out here, so don't- don't act brand new now"
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