Chain, chain, Cheney/chain, chain, Cheney
Chain, chain, Cheney/Cheney of fools

For four long years
You were George Senior's man
You didn't know you were
Just a link in his chain
Now they call you Your V.P.ness
Cuz you're nothin' but their tool
You're runnin' our c-o-u-ntry for that Dubya fool
Chain, chain, Cheney/Cheney of fools

Every chain
Has got one good link
You might be sick, Dick, but without you they'd sink

George Senior said
You had to come back
Dubya said it was no heart attack
Your doctor siad
Take it easy, Dick,
You know your ticker it ain't too strong
You're right back in that
Chain, chain, Cheney/Cheney of fools

Some day soon you know you're gonna collapse
But we're ready with your epitaph:
Chain, chain, Cheney/Cheney of fools