-> "Because We're M.S.N.B.C."
Original Song Title:
"Doin' What Comes Natur'lly"
Parody Song Title:
"Because We're M.S.N.B.C."
Folks on Fox are dumb as rocks!
They've got no education.
They're as stupid as can be -
Not like our M.S.N.B.C.! (Not like our M.S.N.B.C.!)
O'Reil-ly and Han-ni-ty
Are screwing up the nation!
You won't see stupidity
Ever on M.S.N.B.C.! (Ever on M.S.N.B.C.!)
It's not just enough to report the news,
So we tell all you knotheads what should be your views.
Fox has twice the watchers but we won't care
When our government buddies kick them off the air!
Chris Matthews is bulldozin'! He'll take them down a peg!
He squeals each time The Chosen - sends a thrill right up his leg!
How we bash, defame, and trash
The Bush administration!
Now we bow obediently
Because we're M.S.N.B.C.! (Because we're M.S.N.B.C!)
Red state goons are evil loons.
Ms. Mitchell called them rednecks,
Then faked her apology
Only on M.S.N.B.C.! (Only on M.S.N.B.C.!)
C.N.N.? We killed them, friend!
Our boss says Fox is dead next.
We'll get our monopoly
'Cause we are M.S.N.B.C.! ('Cause we are M.S.N.B.C.!)
When Olbermann goes on his famous rants
He can make all us liberals pee in our pants.
Like all our good friends at the New York Times
We devote countless hours to Bush-Cheney crimes!
If you like "Scarbro's" pacin' - you'll soon have cause to sing.
Our hero Alan Grayson - may be waiting in the wing!
Franken's Air sure went nowhere,
Unlike them we won't be vexed.
We're here for eternity!
Get used to M.S.N.B.C.! (Get used to M.S.N.B.C.!)
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