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"To Mordor: The Fate Of The Ring"

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Part of the Lord of the Dance musical:,13851.0.html
I'll dump this ring down
In Mordor
Heard the council thunder
"Go To Mordor!!!"
"Then you're done"

Just dreaming about
This Mordor
Clear away the Ringwraiths
And those dumb orcs
Till there's none

Now I'm stuck with this quest
That's long
An Epic!!!
I'll just lead these misfits
No Quits!!!

I'll end this quest off
In Mordor
So we got to trudge on
To this Mordor
Don't get paid?!!!

To Mordor!!!!
To Mordor!!!
I'll lead ya
To Mordor!!!
It's just 50
Miles away!!!

(Trumpet Solo, Courtesy of Gimli)

We got to hike out
To Mordor
No horse and carriage
To this Mordor
Freakin' Cheap!!!

To Mordor!!!
To Mordor!!!
Can't wait ta
It's ova
This One Ring
Is such a

To Mordor!!!
To Mordor!!!
Oh, F*** Ya!
Damn Mordor!!!
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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Phil Alexander - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
:-) Great stuff, Matthias... I suppose en route you could say:
I'll lead 'em all
Through Moria
It's a little cold and snowy, so
Through Moria
We shall go
It's so dark in there
Ooh, Moria
Hoping that it won't be
That much gorier
Down below
Rick C - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
One Bling to rule them all! 555
EmiLoca - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Loved it from start to finish. Favorite lines: "Cliché/So?!" and, of course, "Oh F*** yeah!". 555.
Agrimorfee - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Leapin' lizards (or orcs, i suppose), this was funny!
Johnny D - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
555 !!!

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