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Song Parodies -> "How Ya Like Harpoons Rosie?"

Original Song Title:

"How'd Ya Like To Spoon With Me"

Original Performer:

Angela Lansbury/Jerome Kern

Parody Song Title:

"How Ya Like Harpoons Rosie?"

Parody Written by:

Ivana

The Lyrics

THERE SHE BLOWS!
[Trump]
I don't know why you always have to wail
You never were demure
You only do what carpet munchers do *
No tube steak that's for sure
In all your life you've never done a man,
You've never known a guy
But now at last I'm going to bust your balls
So now is this your size?

Refrain:

[Trump]
How you like harpoons Rosie?


[Rosie]
I hate you

[Trump]
How you like harpoons Rosie?

[Rosie]
You Bastard!


[Trump]

You belong in oceans vast and icky
Your one ugly tubby Moby Dickie
How'd you like to go to sea?


[Rosie]
Your ass is fat!

[Trump]
Flatter me will you please?

[Rosie]
Oh now I'm Mad!

[Trump]
How'd you get to be a chubby hubby?
How you like harpoons Rosie?

Verse 2
[Trump]

Well I'd love whalers to seal your fate
You aggravate me so
You aren't so cute, you really are a brute
To hell with you… just go
If we went to bed your blubber butt
Would leave me hardly any room
There's better ways for men to get some tail
Why try on this harpoon


Repeat Refrain

* I hope you got a licker license for that

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