This is the moment we've waited for!
I can hear a choir singing;
To Bibles they're clinging.

Bliss as my foment defeats Karl Rove. Ha!
I still love to monger stands more clever.
Promise me that you will heave me never.

Libs will bow here;
Neo-cons I'll now spear.
Promise me the rich won't leave or sever
While I tax new profit and endeavor.

Now that I'm the One,
Clown, don't hide that gun.
Blue states and my party smile
On this Oration Day.

I do love blue; red falls apart.