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Song Parodies -> "Blair Bear"

Original Song Title:

"Winter"

Original Performer:

Andy Kosmann

Parody Song Title:

"Blair Bear"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Dedicated to lovely Lisa Whelchel who played Blair Warner on "The Facts of Life" :)
“The Facts of Life”
What do I see?
A radiant angel
A blonde beauty!

She flips her hair
Nose in the air
She’s overwhelming
Can’t help but stare!

Blair Bear
Your brown eyes have captured me
Blair Bear
Lovely angel’s all I see

Even when proud and snotty!

Princess so fair
Rich as can be
Can’t help this feeling
Inside of me!

I dream of you
You’re kissing me
You and me in my world
Of make-believe

Blair Bear
Your brown eyes have captured me
Blair Bear
Lovely angel’s all I see
Blair Bear
Your brown eyes have captured me
Blair Bear
Lovely angel’s all I see

Your charm has won over me

Blair Bear
You’re forever Eastland’s Queen…

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