-> "Buy Me This New Chain"
Original Song Title:
"Bei Mir Bist Du Schon"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Buy Me This New Chain"
The Lyrics
Of all the gals you've known, all those bitches
Until you first met me, you had riches;
And when I saw you had cash, well, honey, I made a dash
And started puttin' the moves on you.
You're really swell when you're buyin' dinner
I won't complain that you should be thinner.
And now I've racked my brain, trying to explain
all the things that you must do.
Buy me this new chain, and fly me to Spain.
Take me to lots of shows and spend a grand.
Buy me this new chain, again I'll explain;
It means that I'm yours, Now hold my hand.
Buy me some lingerie, I even say "Wonderbra"
Indulge my every wish or I'll set fire to your car!
I've tried to explain, Buy me this new chain.
Now kiss me and say you understand.
Don't try to complain;
I've heard it all now pour me a nice tall glass of Champagne.
Buy me designer chic; not cheap ol' brands.
My greed is insane;
Expensive to maintain, and yet I should explain
It means there's no end to my demands.
Buy me some lingerie, I even say "Wonderbra"
Indulge my every wish or I'll set fire to your car!
I've tried to explain, Buy me this new chain
Now kiss me and say you understand!
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