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Song Parodies -> "Phantom of Oscar Meyer"

Original Song Title:

"Phantom of the Opera"

Original Performer:

Andrew Llyod Weber

Parody Song Title:

"Phantom of Oscar Meyer"

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The Lyrics

At lunch he sang to me
In meals he came
That voice which calls to me
And speaks his name
And do I eat again?
For now I find
The phantom of Oscar Meyer is there
Inside my belly

Eat once again with me
With your filling
Your hunger over me
Has grown stronger yet
And though you turn to me
To glance ahead
The Phantom of Oscar Meyer is there
Inside your belly

Those who have sung your name
Draw back in fear
You are the food we eat

It's me they hear

My/Your hunger and my/your taste
In one combined
The phantom of Oscar Meyer is there
Inside my/your belly

Is that the phantom of Oscar Meyer?
Beware the phantom of Oscar Meyer.

In your barbeques you always knew
That meat and flavor

Were both in you

And in this dinner
Where dogs are cooked
The Phantom of Oscar Meyer is here/there

Inside my belly

Eat, my angel of hotdogs!

He's there,
The Phantom of Oscar Meyer

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 2

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Matthias - July 31, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll show you some meat and flavor........ heh, heh....
Donteatacowman - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Haha, wow. O_O XD Just so... out of the blue, heh. "Eat, my angel of hot dogs!"
BulbPoptrix - December 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir, OSCAR-MAYER is no ghost . . . I saw the ~ WienerMobile ~ parked in the Marriott lot when I took my nephew to BOISE, ID; my niece got a photo of it ! No kitchen inside, though !

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