-> "Defecated Foetid-Smelling Poopie Logs of Feces"
Original Song Title:
"The Battle Hymn of the Republic"
American traditional song
Parody Song Title:
"Defecated Foetid-Smelling Poopie Logs of Feces"
My bowels have been expanding as they fill with swill galore!
And quite soon I'll sit with dignity upon the throne once more!
I shall grit my teeth, contract my gut, and push and grunt and roar,
Until brown logs splash down!
You can call me Madame Poopie!
Poo can fall from my can droopy!
Scoop it up and mix with new pee!
Then drink that brown mess down!
I eat a lot of fibrous matter to increase the mass,
Of the slipp'ry slimy stinky stuff extruding from my ass!
If you care to taste it, let me know, I'll dump some in a glass,
So you can gulp it down!
Can't a(v)oid the chance to quaff pee,
Mixed with two-pounds-and-a-half, see,
Of some icky sticky taffy, that's fecal, foul, and brown!
My first log hit the toilet water with a mighty splotch,
Sending cold diluted fecal chowder up into my crotch,
Then the next one, and the next one, oh they're so much fun to watch!
Don't flush it - drink it down!
My poo reeks like what's departed,
From a proud horse who's hoof-hearted!
Smell it and you'll cry "WHO FARTED?"
That's no fart - that's my brown!
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