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Song Parodies -> "Almond, Soy/Frowns"

Original Song Title:

"Almond Joy/Mounds"

Original Performer:

Almond Joy/Mounds Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Almond, Soy/Frowns"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

My 100th commercial parody! Tried some almond milk from a box and it was OK... Vanilla Silk soy is good too, but I still drink D
Sometimes milk comes from a nut
Soy also boasts
Almond, Soy for health nuts, Cow lovers bolt

Almond, Soy as a substitute? NOT!!!
Who really knows what's in that goo?
Cow lovers drink a lot and aren't budging
Free to D- Cows MOOOO (and CHEEEW)!!!
(Organic too)

Sometimes milk comes from a nut
Soy also boasts
Almond, Soy for health nuts
Cow lovers bolt

Some people love milk in a box
Cow lovers don't...

[They Udderly hate it]
Yes, this is a mundane topic, but I wrote it anyway

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 7

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   5

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Jonathan - July 10, 2014 - Report this comment
got milk? 5's
Rob Arndt - July 10, 2014 - Report this comment
One can only wonder where the next source of "milk" will come from!!!
Rob Arndt - July 10, 2014 - Report this comment
One of my favorite posters (1998):
Jonathan - July 11, 2014 - Report this comment
^ one of your favorites eh? alright I'll give it a click... WOAH MAMA! "drools"

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