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Song Parodies -> "Kugelpanzer"

Original Song Title:

"Alka-Seltzer"

Original Performer:

Alka-Seltzer Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Kugelpanzer"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

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[Spoken]
The “Thing’s” bizarre
Not a tank as such
Circular tracks not so speedy
Jap import with a German touch
Armored “ball” with a single MG!!!

[Sung]
Kugelpanzer
Krupp, Krupp,
Blitz… Sitz?
Who knows what the hell this is???!!!

Krupp, Krupp,
Blitz… Sitz?
Who knows what the hell this is???!!!

[spoken]
The mystery object was found by the Russians
in the advance!
Out in the open, it was alone- Kugelpanzer prone

[Abandoned by the Japanese in its jungle home]

[Sung]
So beyond be-lieeeeef it is!
Beyond belief!

http://strangevehicles.greyfalcon.us/KRUPP%20KUGELPANZER.htm

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