Song Parodies -> Rock-a-bye Your Boobies
| Original Song Title: | "Rock-a-bye Your Baby" |
| Original Performer: | Al Jolson |
| Parody Song Title: | "Rock-a-bye Your Boobies" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Rock-a-Bye Your Boobies,
In a pecs-y sexy way
When you stroll, let 'em roll
Kind a' double "X-ie"
Just shake that cradle, Mammies, mine
Over the naughty sexy line
And swing 'em, Fran, Virginia,
It's time you've shown the silicone that's in ya'
Bounce 'em more, my lady,
Swing 'em back and forth, and free
Get that bounce where it counts
Display your "Forty DD"
A million big goose pimples, you'll deliver
If I can watch 'em wave just like a river
Rock-a-bye your Rock-a-bye Boobies
In a sexy kind a' way
Leap some more, my lady
Swing 'em back and forth, for me
Show that gold, before you're old
And have 'em on your knee..
A lotta' huge goose pimples, you'll deliver
I'm sure they're gonna' make my eyeballs shiver
Rock-a-bye your Rock-a-bye Boobies
In a sexy kind a' way
In a pecs-y sexy way
When you stroll, let 'em roll
Kind a' double "X-ie"
Just shake that cradle, Mammies, mine
Over the naughty sexy line
And swing 'em, Fran, Virginia,
It's time you've shown the silicone that's in ya'
Bounce 'em more, my lady,
Swing 'em back and forth, and free
Get that bounce where it counts
Display your "Forty DD"
A million big goose pimples, you'll deliver
If I can watch 'em wave just like a river
Rock-a-bye your Rock-a-bye Boobies
In a sexy kind a' way
Leap some more, my lady
Swing 'em back and forth, for me
Show that gold, before you're old
And have 'em on your knee..
A lotta' huge goose pimples, you'll deliver
I'm sure they're gonna' make my eyeballs shiver
Rock-a-bye your Rock-a-bye Boobies
In a sexy kind a' way
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i'd walk a million miles for one (or two) of your MAMMY-ries songs...great job, swingin', in fact
Very funny (as per usual)... I even overcame my lactose intolerance to read this comedy caper!
Thanks, alvin and TJC
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