Song Parodies -> When Lorena Bobbitt Goes Bob, Bob, Bobbin
| Original Song Title: | "When The Red, Red, Robin Comes Bob, Bob, Bobbin" |
| Original Performer: | Al Jolson |
| Parody Song Title: | "When Lorena Bobbitt Goes Bob, Bob, Bobbin" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
When Lorena Bobbitt Goes Bob, Bob, Bobbin Along
There could be more sobbin'
If she starts lobbin' her big knife strong..
Wake up, protect that seepy head
Set up, get up, get out a' bed
Beware! Take care of little Fred
Secure...your staff and stay happy
Don't be black and blue,
Stumped and bloody, too
Like poor Johnny
Hush and listen
So, you ain't missin'
Your little Ronnie...
She might flip her lid, again
Doin' what she did, again
Whack off a schlong..
When Lorena Bobbitt Goes Bob, Bob, Bobbin' Along
There could be more sobbin'
If she starts lobbin' her big knife strong..
Wake up, protect that seepy head
Set up, get up, get out a' bed
Beware! Take care of little Fred
Secure...your staff and stay happy
Don't be black and blue,
Stumped and bloody, too
Like poor Johnny
Hush and listen
So, you ain't missin'
Your little Ronnie...
She might flip her lid, again
Doin' what she did, again
Whack off a schlong..
When Lorena Bobbitt Goes Bob, Bob, Bobbin' Along
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a little slice of heaven
Thanks, alvin
the moment in that story that most fascinates me is the cop who found the severed item on the side of the road - he must've been thinking "gee that maybe could be it....hey Joe, whattaya reckon" - 555
LMAO!!! This is the best of the day....
You think you're pretty funny little lady, but I have news for you.
Thanks, Stuart....True, that would present a funny scenario................. And thanks, MrMac...also JWB
I'm a little late reading this AFW, but it's impossible to ignore once you've seen the title. A good laugh (easy for us to say).
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