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Song Parodies -> "Salami"

Original Song Title:

"Swanee"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Al Jolson

Parody Song Title:

"Salami"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I've had a taste for it a long time
All day and night,
I crave it so
I'll eat it hot,
or if it's not
It's got a hold on me

There never really is a wrong time
When you're addicted,
doncha' know?
I see a roll,
and lose control
I want my Sa--la--mi.....

Sa-la-mi -
How I love ya, how I love ya
Good hard, Sa-la-mi
I want my teeth
To
be
Socked tightly there
In..
S - P - I - C - E-ven
Now,
my tummy's
Growlin' for it,
Howlin' for it,
Good hard, Sa-la-mi
I shall go forth,
You'll
See me no more
I'll be at that Salami store...

Sa-la-mi
How I love ya, how I love ya
Good hard Sa-la-mi
I need my teeth
to be
Socked right in there
In
S - P - I - C - E- ven
Now,
my tummy's
Growlin' for it
Howlin' for it
Good hard Sa-la-mi
I shall go forth
You'll
See me no more
I'm off to that Salami store...

I'm off to that Salami store..






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alvin rhodes - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
deliciously weird
Rick C - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
So, you can't hide your salami fetish? Fivers
Rex - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Spicy! No baloney here.
carol - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
mmmmmmmmmmm....... salami 5's
AFW - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, to alvin, Rick C., Rex, and Carol....and also, one roll of cyber salami to each.
stuart mcarthur - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
inspiring AFW - gee, now I just gotta go get me some salami - 555
AFW - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart
Larry Hensley - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
What a delicious cuisine-o!
Meatymightymegamo - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Yummy.
Kristof Robertson - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
All praise the Disciples of Salami! Meeeeaty...;-) 555
AFW - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Larry, Meaty, and Kristof

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