Song Parodies -> Salami
| Original Song Title: | "Swanee" |
| Original Performer: | Al Jolson |
| Parody Song Title: | "Salami" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
I've had a taste for it a long time
All day and night,
I crave it so
I'll eat it hot,
or if it's not
It's got a hold on me
There never really is a wrong time
When you're addicted,
doncha' know?
I see a roll,
and lose control
I want my Sa--la--mi.....
Sa-la-mi -
How I love ya, how I love ya
Good hard, Sa-la-mi
I want my teeth
To
be
Socked tightly there
In..
S - P - I - C - E-ven
Now,
my tummy's
Growlin' for it,
Howlin' for it,
Good hard, Sa-la-mi
I shall go forth,
You'll
See me no more
I'll be at that Salami store...
Sa-la-mi
How I love ya, how I love ya
Good hard Sa-la-mi
I need my teeth
to be
Socked right in there
In
S - P - I - C - E- ven
Now,
my tummy's
Growlin' for it
Howlin' for it
Good hard Sa-la-mi
I shall go forth
You'll
See me no more
I'm off to that Salami store...
I'm off to that Salami store..
All day and night,
I crave it so
I'll eat it hot,
or if it's not
It's got a hold on me
There never really is a wrong time
When you're addicted,
doncha' know?
I see a roll,
and lose control
I want my Sa--la--mi.....
Sa-la-mi -
How I love ya, how I love ya
Good hard, Sa-la-mi
I want my teeth
To
be
Socked tightly there
In..
S - P - I - C - E-ven
Now,
my tummy's
Growlin' for it,
Howlin' for it,
Good hard, Sa-la-mi
I shall go forth,
You'll
See me no more
I'll be at that Salami store...
Sa-la-mi
How I love ya, how I love ya
Good hard Sa-la-mi
I need my teeth
to be
Socked right in there
In
S - P - I - C - E- ven
Now,
my tummy's
Growlin' for it
Howlin' for it
Good hard Sa-la-mi
I shall go forth
You'll
See me no more
I'm off to that Salami store...
I'm off to that Salami store..
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deliciously weird
So, you can't hide your salami fetish? Fivers
Spicy! No baloney here.
mmmmmmmmmmm....... salami 5's
Thanks, to alvin, Rick C., Rex, and Carol....and also, one roll of cyber salami to each.
inspiring AFW - gee, now I just gotta go get me some salami - 555
Thanks, Stuart
What a delicious cuisine-o!
Yummy.
All praise the Disciples of Salami! Meeeeaty...;-) 555
Thanks, Larry, Meaty, and Kristof
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