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Song Parodies -> "Amireading In The Morning"

Original Song Title:

"Carolina In The Morning"

Original Performer:

Al Jolson

Parody Song Title:

"Amireading In The Morning"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

Am I an addict or what? I enjoy getting up early and being the first person to read each day's new amiright offerings.



Nothing more I'm needing when I do my amireading
In the morning.
All the world's amusing while this site I am perusing
Ev'ry morning.
I feel some slight terrors
As my songs I see,
Checking my work for errors.
How did they get past me?

While my wife is snoring I can catch up on my scoring
Here at sunrise.
She has said "Go back to bed! You're such a stupid dunderhead!"
I'm not wise.
As I read each fine new post - she's hearing me chat.
I ask "Why didn't I think of that?"
I get very squirrelly reading amiright so early
In the morning.


(Instrumental interlude for first half)


You won't hear me quibbling 'cause it won't be Old Man Ribbling
If I do it.
Won't be oversleeping. - if I do I will be weeping.
I eschew it.
There is only one thing that can spoil all this fun:
That's if I get an undeserved "one".
Everything's delighting when I'm reading amiwriting
In the morning!



Seriously...is there a twelve step program to get my addiction under control? I went "cold turkey" for over a year, but I've fallen off the wagon once again. ;D

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AFW - January 30, 2013 - Report this comment
I Care-a for this 24 liner in the morning....good one, keep falling off that wagon
Rob Arndt - January 30, 2013 - Report this comment
OMR, you must live within EST b/c when I get up several people have already rated and left comments! 555! I'm only up early when I have insomnia :)
John Barry - January 30, 2013 - Report this comment
My addiction is waning. Time off probably a good idea. . .may do it.
Dave W. - January 30, 2013 - Report this comment
OMR - Time off hasn't affected your keen wit and sense of humor, or the appreciation of others.....And who here doesn't appreciate that
Old Man Ribber - January 30, 2013 - Report this comment
Deepest thanks all. JAB - Self-imposed exile is not what it first appears. Don't deprive us. Rob - I am indeed...on it's western edge. Dave - You're making be blush. AFW - And Scarecrow I'd miss you most of all..lol! ;D

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