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Song Parodies -> "Gross"

Original Song Title:

"Smiles"

Original Performer:

Al Jolson

Parody Song Title:

"Gross"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

I intended this entry to be my 144th submission to amiright. As you can see, I once again procrastinated. BTW, you are all invited to my place next week - to celebrate the new millenium!


There is gross that means disgusting,
There is gross that means fil-thy.
There is gross that means "before adjustments"
Like gross pay and U.S.G.N.P.!
There is gross that can mean big and bulky,
Gross injustice - too big to ignore.
But the gross of which I am now writing -
My song one hundred forty-four!


Gross can mean both rank and raunchy.
Gross can be a man's last name.
If you take away the second "s", then
It's the painter of Napoleon fame. (Gros)
Gross can mean the sum of what you're earning.
Net is after, while gross is before.
And the gross of which I am now writing -
My song one hundred forty-four!


Score this one with twelve 12s! ;D

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Old Man Ribber - March 01, 2010 - Report this comment
This one didn't even have political content. Show your identity, chicken s***! ;D
Mark Scotti - March 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Gets ya a gross of fives!!!
2Eagle - March 01, 2010 - Report this comment
That's a good version of that old song.
AFW - March 01, 2010 - Report this comment
A dozen dozen..educational...
Phil Nelson - March 01, 2010 - Report this comment
not gross at all. 5s
Fiddlegirl - March 01, 2010 - Report this comment
555 for OMR's 144!!! (TT will have to tell you how much that is in binary hexidecibillionables, but it's impressive any way you look at it!)

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