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Song Parodies -> "Anita In The White House"

Original Song Title:

"Carolina In The Morning"

Original Performer:

Al Jolson

Parody Song Title:

"Anita In The White House"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

Anita Hunt (aka Witch Hunt) has been given the task of fighting the war which the President is most concerned about and vows to win no matter what it takes...his war against Fox! Oh, those evil people...Anita didn't really quote Mao Zedong in her speech and identify him as one of "her two favorite political philosophers." Even though it is on tape, who are you going to believe...your lying eyes and ears or the administration? ;D
Nothing could be sweetah
Than to have our dear Anita
In the White House.
Here so she can abuse
All those filthy thugs at Fox News
For the White House

She's come here to remove
The thorn from O.'s side.
She has come here to reprove-
And tell us how they've lied!

ACORN is all fine folks
Her Mao quotes are "fallen-flat" jokes
Sean is a louse!
If you dare to disagree
We'll soon control the F.C.C.
She's no mouse!

Fox is not a news network! O'Reilly's a snook!,
As she quotes from Mao's Little Red Book.
No more civil nicein'
She will try to pull their license
For the White House.

And to think that the late Cincinnati Reds owner Marge Schott almost lost her job for saying that Hitler did some good things at first! We've come a long way, baby! ;D

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 8

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Mark Scotti - November 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Very funny & clever!
Christie Marie M - November 17, 2009 - Report this comment
"Anita" give you some 5's!!!
Michael Pacholek - November 17, 2009 - Report this comment
The Administration must fight the enemies of this nation, wherever they are. The most damaging of them are at Fox, as in the accompanying link. And Marge Schott did have to give up control of the ballclub, for a lot more than one incident. Tell me, do you also think baseball was better before 1947?
John Barry - November 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Ya can't say enough bad things about Fox. Such sentiments aside, though, nice job.
adagio - November 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Fox tells the truth!! I thought this must have been tongue-in-cheek,' cause it was out there.
blackjack21 - November 17, 2009 - Report this comment
OMR, you're crazy like a Fox. ;-)
Old Man Ribber - November 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks all. I appreciate and love you. As for you Mike, are you playing a race card? I doubt you would do that. (hehehe) I hated Marge more than you. At least you didn't "one" me! Or did you? ;D

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