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Song Parodies -> "Prost-i-Tootsie"

Original Song Title:

"Toot, Toot, Tootsie"

Original Performer:

Al Jolson

Parody Song Title:


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The Lyrics

Oh, Prost-i-Tootsie, I'll buy
Prost-i-tootsie you're high
Ulysses Grant you charge me
You'd better do your stuff,
Show me enough, enlarge me..

Ask me Tootsie, again
Ask me over, and then
Siren's will wail
Handcuffed female,
You been busted, Baby, now
You're goin' to jail..

Prost-i-Tootsie, bond's high
Prost-i-Tootsie, bye, bye..

Hey, Prost-i-tootsie, you waved
Fifty big ones I gave..
Inside my coat's a wire
Eliminate's the chance
For you to be a liar..

Say it, Tootsie, once more
What my fifty was for..
Caught in a sting,
Better call your pimp up,
Tell him, bring more bling bling..

Prost-i-tootsie, we're sly
Prost-i-tootsie, bye, bye..

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Lionel Mertens - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
I don't know the OS, but I enjoyed reading it. 5's
Invisible Boy - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
As Mrs. Cleaver said "Ward...I think you're being a little hard on the Beaver"
alvin - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
too funny....great title switch....i sang another episode, june mentions to ward that she just gave the beaver a warm bath
Jason - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Very funny. Good job. 555
UnKnownVoTricks - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
So, Sir L'Air you are "double agent", eh?? . . .. Most unKnightly , Sir !
AFW - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, all for voting and commenting

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