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Song Parodies -> "Because I Ran Outta Excuses"

Original Song Title:

"Because I Got High"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Because I Ran Outta Excuses"

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The Lyrics

Afroman tries to get out of trouble, but doesn't want to say that he's was, in fact, high...
I was gonna do my homework, but then I forgot, (Oooh)
I wasn't gonna be a berk, but then I forgot (La la la)
And now I've got a detention, my brain just clots (Ooh)
'Coz I forgot, Coz I forgot, Because I forgot (La da da da da da da)

I was gonna do my newspaper round, but then I got tired (Oooh)
I was gonna do 'em around, but then I got tired (La la la)
If I carry on like this, I might get fired (Yeah Eh)
Coz I got tired, Becuase I got tired, becuase I got tired (La da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to school but then I watched telly (Oooh)
I wasn't gonna act the fool, but then I watched Telly (La la la)
And now I am just stuck, right here on my belly (Yeah Yeah)
I'm stuck watching telly, stuck watching telly, stuck watching telly (La la la la la la la)

I was gonna cook my tea, but then had a shower (Oooh)
Cooking fish fingers for me, but then I had a shower (La la la)
Cleanliness to me, is an ultimate power (Yeah Eh)
I had a shower, then I has a shower, Yes I had a shower

I was gonna play a game with you, then I slipped on a bar of soap (Oooh)
I'm telling you that's true, I slipped on a bar of soap (tra la la la)
Now I'm a (backwards: Flib Jibber Jab) and I can only hope!
That I slipped...on a bar...of soap (La la la)

I was gonna ring you up, but then aliens abducted my cat! (Oooh)
Don't be upset, chin up, Aliens abducted my cat! (La la la)
There's a possibilty that statement is crap (ooohoo)
Coz cat (La la la la la la)

I'm gonna stop singing this song, 'coz I'm burning a pie (Yippee!)
I'm singing this whole thing wrong- I'm cooking a pie!
And I'm just a .....bluuuegh! And I know why! (Why man?)
I just told you...

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