Song Parodies -> O Stoli Night
| Original Song Title: | "O Holy Night" |
| Original Performer: | Adolphe Charles Adam |
| Parody Song Title: | "O Stoli Night" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
Stoli is the informal name of the Russian vodka Stolichnaya.
O Stoli night!
The bars are brightly wining!
Big whiz tonight from the beer-craver's girth!
Drunk, play for girls,
Gin-grins and pleasure stein-ing!
'Til pee appears, and the bowl felt its spurt...
A swill of Coke,
The beery swirl of voices!
Down yonder breaks,
A rude uproarious fart...
Fall
On your knees...
Oh fear
The strange gut-noises!
You mi--ight, be fine...
All right...
You might not hork...
Oh shite!
This wi--ine...wasn't right...ohhhh, lousy cork!
The bars are brightly wining!
Big whiz tonight from the beer-craver's girth!
Drunk, play for girls,
Gin-grins and pleasure stein-ing!
'Til pee appears, and the bowl felt its spurt...
A swill of Coke,
The beery swirl of voices!
Down yonder breaks,
A rude uproarious fart...
Fall
On your knees...
Oh fear
The strange gut-noises!
You mi--ight, be fine...
All right...
You might not hork...
Oh shite!
This wi--ine...wasn't right...ohhhh, lousy cork!
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JD, you are putting me in the Christmas spirits.
Thanks! JB, have some J&B Red & Green!
i'm "russian" to give ya some fives here
Thanks Alvin.
Does eggnog scramble your head? (Nog being the informal name of the informal term noggin) I wanna see you hurl! 5 ho ho hos!
Thank you, Luke.
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny... when the Yankees win the World Series, we have the good sense to stop drinking by Halloween! Here it is, almost to Thanksgiving, and you're still "celebrating"!
Party on, Michael, and thank you!
My fault times three. I didn't give Pam a sense of humor, and I inspired someone to write a parody of a crappy song I inspired someone else to write.
That's okay God, I just clicked "Report Inappropriate Comment" on pam's little tirade to make it go away.
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