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Song Parodies -> "Dick C's Band (Tribute to Dick Cheney)"

Original Song Title:

"I Wish I was In Dixie (Hooray, Hooray)"

Original Performer:

Abraham Lincoln

Parody Song Title:

"Dick C's Band (Tribute to Dick Cheney)"

Parody Written by:

Parody Potter

The Lyrics

I wish I was in the land of cotton
This right wing band is so dam' rotten
Go away....Go away....Go away... Dick C's Band
In Dick C's band George played triangle
Twisting truth from every angle
Go away....Go away....Go away....Dick C's Band

Oh I wish he'd stayed in Dixie... Ole'...Ole'
In Dick C's Band they all got canned
And then they planned in Dixie
Ole'...Ole'...the band went South with Dick C
Ole'...Ole'...the band went South with Dick C

Old Dick Cheyney played piano
But he couldn't speak Espano'
Go away...Go away...Go away... Dick C's Band
And them that ordered chimichungas
All got kicked in the old bejungas
Stay away...Stay away...Stay away...Dick C's Band

Oh I wish he'd stayed in Dixie... Ole'...Ole'
In Dick C's Band they all got canned
And then they planned in Dixie
Ole'...Ole'...the band went South with Dick C
Ole'...Ole'...the band went South with Dick C

Now Donald Rumsfeld played percussion
Bashed his drum like an angry Russian
Bash away....bash away.....bash away.......Dick C's Band
He thumped so loud without reduction
On his Weapon of Mass Destruction
Go away....Go away.....Go away....Dick C's Band

Oh I wish he'd stayed in Dixie... Ole'...Ole'
In Dick C's Band they all got canned
And then they planned in Dixie
Ole'...Ole'...the band went South with Dick C
Ole'...Ole'...the band went South with Dick C

Old George Bush he played twin fiddles
Pulled our strings and talked in riddles
Go away...Go away....Go away...Dick C's Band
He resined up his bow with Condie
Thicker than armour on a Humvee
Go Away....Go Away....Go Away....Dick C's Band

Oh I wish he'd stayed in Dixie... Ole'...Ole'
In Dick C's Band they all got canned
And then they planned in Dixie
Ole'...Ole'...the band went South with Dick C
Ole'...Ole'...the band went South with Dick C

Glory Glory George'll fool ya'
Glory Glory George'll fool ya'
Glory Glory George'll fool ya'
And his war goes marching on
.....and on.....and on....and on....and on...and on...and on

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Total Votes: 17

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Phil Alexander - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Corny.. nice sub for "Dixie" (and loved rhyming "Espano'" with "piano")
alvin rhodes - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
nice bashin'.....masterfully written
P. Potter - February 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for your comments.and votes guys..and I feel honored to get at least two straight one's from Dubya's fan club.....
Dylan "WTF?" Baranski - March 09, 2007 - Report this comment
DUDE, ABRAHAM LINCOLN DID NOT SING DIXIE!!!!!!!!!! WHAT KIND OF MESSED-UP IDEA IS THAT????!?!??!?!??!??!

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