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Song Parodies -> "My Hair Is Green"

Original Song Title:

"I Have a Dream"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Abba

Parody Song Title:

"My Hair Is Green"

Parody Written by:

Lil-Lindz

The Lyrics

TRUE STORY my hair did actually turn green on holiday, and it was chlorine AND i even used ketchup to get it out, so enjoy!
My hair is green, I blame Chlorine
How can i cope, With the bullying
If you see some ketchup then just let me know
Just grab me a bottle, then the green will go
I dont like chlorine
Its in every pool i go in
I dont like chlorine
Now i know chlorine makes hair green
I'll wash the green, i hate chlorine

My hair i green, its hideous
I used ketchup, its really gross
If you see my sitting, with ketchup in my hair
Just keep on walking, dont look back and stare
I dont like chlorine
Its in every pool i go in
I dont like chlorine
Now i know chlorine makes hair green
I'll wash the green, i hate chlorine
I'll wash the green, i hate chlorine

The green is gone, finally
The ketchup worked, no more green you see
so next time i go swimming, ill wet my hair
so that when i get out, people wont laugh, point and stare
I dont like chlorine
Its in every pool i go in
I dont like chlorine
Now i know chlorine makes hair green
I'll wash the green, i hate chlorine
I'll wash the green, i hate chlorine

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Agrimorfee - September 02, 2008 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but this made me laugh...and I thought this was going to be about the famous Diffrent Strokes episode!

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