Song Parodies -> Wolverine
| Original Song Title: | "Dancing Queen" |
| Original Performer: | Abba |
| Parody Song Title: | "Wolverine" |
| Parody Written by: | Steven Cavanagh |
You're a mutant, your name is Rogue.
Carson City's the place to go.
Why is life so confusing? No-one really knows.
Boyfriend is comatose.
In a steel cage, you see this guy
but there's not a mark on him- why?
Everybody is losing, hear some good advice
before the next one falls:
don't kick him in the balls,
He is the Wolverine, strong and mean, with the mutant gene.
Wolverine, you're dead meat, he's a death machine- oh yeah!
Got two hands full of knives, you'd better run for your life. Oooh,
Joining the X-Men team, he is the Wolverine.
First he's wounded, and then it's gone.
Adamantium skele-ton.
Kind of animal senses, like his sense of smell,
He's stronger than a bear
But where'd he get that hair?
He is the Wolverine, strong and mean, with the mutant gene.
Wolverine, you're dead meat, he's a death machine- oh yeah!
Got two hands full of knives, you'd better run for your life. Oooh,
Best in the X-Men team, he is the Wolverine.
Carson City's the place to go.
Why is life so confusing? No-one really knows.
Boyfriend is comatose.
In a steel cage, you see this guy
but there's not a mark on him- why?
Everybody is losing, hear some good advice
before the next one falls:
don't kick him in the balls,
He is the Wolverine, strong and mean, with the mutant gene.
Wolverine, you're dead meat, he's a death machine- oh yeah!
Got two hands full of knives, you'd better run for your life. Oooh,
Joining the X-Men team, he is the Wolverine.
First he's wounded, and then it's gone.
Adamantium skele-ton.
Kind of animal senses, like his sense of smell,
He's stronger than a bear
But where'd he get that hair?
He is the Wolverine, strong and mean, with the mutant gene.
Wolverine, you're dead meat, he's a death machine- oh yeah!
Got two hands full of knives, you'd better run for your life. Oooh,
Best in the X-Men team, he is the Wolverine.
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Stan Lee, you go dude!
Scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch
Snikt! We need more superhero parodies around here. Snikty-snooch!
Nice work
X-cellent
All right! Go, X-Men! 'Bout time we got another parody about one of the best American comic books (IMO) on this site! Now, we just need one for the fabulous Nightrcrawler!
I can't give it XXX so I'll give it VVV. Another gem from the movie master.
Man, this was great *slash*
I was all set to say something about Ohio State -- then I saw that this wasn't about the University of Michigan.
Hmm, well done, yes, very well done...I suspect you have a mutant parody-gene.
This is a great parody that involves a band that I can't stand, a groovy movie and a razor sharp character who never shaves. The only line that stuck out was the "Animal senses" line. Other than that, you make an X-man proud, bub.
As an ABBA fan with a good friend who loves the comic, I must say this is one of my favorites. Fives all round!
As someone who based his pseudo-last name on the character, I just have to say...DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! X-L-ENT! Fives...out of fives!
I woke up this morning cause my radio alarm clock played ABBA Dancing Queen. Then i got the famous idea that somebody should make an Wolverine Joke video with the song Dancing Queen by ABBA. It had to look a little bit absurd. Perhaps Wolverine dances like a marionette. And then I searched at google if somebody had already the same idea. No - But I found already this really great Songtext. Good work ! But who is able to make the movie clip ? That would be great !
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