Song Parodies -> Wolverine

Original Song Title:

"Dancing Queen"

Original Performer:

Abba

  
Parody Song Title:

"Wolverine"

Parody Written by:

Steven Cavanagh

You're a mutant, your name is Rogue.
Carson City's the place to go.
Why is life so confusing? No-one really knows.
Boyfriend is comatose.
In a steel cage, you see this guy
but there's not a mark on him- why?
Everybody is losing, hear some good advice
before the next one falls:
don't kick him in the balls,

He is the Wolverine, strong and mean, with the mutant gene.
Wolverine, you're dead meat, he's a death machine- oh yeah!
Got two hands full of knives, you'd better run for your life. Oooh,
Joining the X-Men team, he is the Wolverine.

First he's wounded, and then it's gone.
Adamantium skele-ton.
Kind of animal senses, like his sense of smell,
He's stronger than a bear
But where'd he get that hair?

He is the Wolverine, strong and mean, with the mutant gene.
Wolverine, you're dead meat, he's a death machine- oh yeah!
Got two hands full of knives, you'd better run for your life. Oooh,
Best in the X-Men team, he is the Wolverine.
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Johnny D - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Stan Lee, you go dude!
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch
Olvan The Terrible - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Snikt! We need more superhero parodies around here. Snikty-snooch!
Wild Man - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice work
Claude Prez - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
X-cellent
Erin - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
All right! Go, X-Men! 'Bout time we got another parody about one of the best American comic books (IMO) on this site! Now, we just need one for the fabulous Nightrcrawler!
Spaff.com - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
I can't give it XXX so I'll give it VVV. Another gem from the movie master.
wdh - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Man, this was great *slash*
Michael Pacholek - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment
I was all set to say something about Ohio State -- then I saw that this wasn't about the University of Michigan.
Professor Xavier - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Hmm, well done, yes, very well done...I suspect you have a mutant parody-gene.
2nz - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment
This is a great parody that involves a band that I can't stand, a groovy movie and a razor sharp character who never shaves. The only line that stuck out was the "Animal senses" line. Other than that, you make an X-man proud, bub.
Ingeborg - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
As an ABBA fan with a good friend who loves the comic, I must say this is one of my favorites. Fives all round!
Chris Wolvie - August 04, 2005 - Report this comment
As someone who based his pseudo-last name on the character, I just have to say...DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! X-L-ENT! Fives...out of fives!
BigWoowa - September 24, 2006 - Report this comment
I woke up this morning cause my radio alarm clock played ABBA Dancing Queen. Then i got the famous idea that somebody should make an Wolverine Joke video with the song Dancing Queen by ABBA. It had to look a little bit absurd. Perhaps Wolverine dances like a marionette. And then I searched at google if somebody had already the same idea. No - But I found already this really great Songtext. Good work ! But who is able to make the movie clip ? That would be great !

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