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Song Parodies -> "Ballad of a Fat Man"

Original Song Title:

"The Winner Takes It All"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Ballad of a Fat Man"

Parody Written by:

Noodle Boy

The Lyrics

I can't even talk
My mouth is full of cous-cous
Though it's hurting me
I'm just to greedy
I've eaten all my fries
And I've eaten my Big Mac too
Nothing more to devour
I had the Sweet and Sour

I will take it all
The fridge is standing small
I just watch TV
That's my destiny

Food was in my arms
But it wasn't meant for there
Like a greedy goat
I shoved it down my throat
The steak it tasted good
With the chips and burger
But I was a fool
But I thought I looked cool

At weddings they throw rice
I find it rather nice
I'm putting on a stone a week
My outlook's rather bleak
I will take it all
My weight will never fall
It's simple and it's plain
Why do I complain

But please tell me this
How long have got left on Earth
It really can't be long
Though I'm fighting strong
Somewhere deep inside
My belly is a-rumblin'
I really need to eat
But I only ate at 3

All my eggs were fried
With tomatoes on the side
Bacon and some beans
I never eat my greens
I'm eating lots again
Food's my biggest friend
Whether big or whether small
I will take it all
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