Song Parodies ->Authors -> Michael Florio
I began writing parodies in 1997, but not good ones. My first parody was to the tune of "Love potion number 9" called "Red Wine," it was definitly very bad. My seccond was "I am a gambler" to the tune of "Im a believer" which as well was bad when I first wrote it. In September 2000, I found amiright.com, and began submitting parodies. My first amiright submission was "Mrs Reno" to the tune of "Mr Roboto," it didnt chart. I put out a cupple of bad parodies such as: "Smells like a lawsuit" and "My grades(are going down)." None of them charted. I submitted "Loser" to the tune of "all star" which was my first hit, and still remains my best voting wise. By now it was November of 2000, time for the election. I submitted 23 political parodies, very little that I liked. I however did get some hits out of the political songs such as: "Bill and hillary down in the whitehouse" and "Movin out(slick willies song)." I eventually made the smart decision of stoping the political songs and going on back to normal, but I had seen another writer at the site, William Tong, and I didnt like his political statements, so I wrote a parody about him known as "william Tong" to the tune of "jeremy." I followed that up with "its the same old point"-"same old song" and "Jack ass"-"All star." I didnt like any of those too much, and he did fight back with some parodies about me. Otherwise, "jack ass" remains my seccond best parody and was my first number one hit.
So then finally I decided to stick to normal songs. I charted hits with: "Long island 2005," "Losing my virginity," "Sex preditor," and "Y2k" which were all favorites of mine. Then the charts went down, so I wasnt too sure about hits or non-hits for a long time. Then when they came back up again, I couldnt chart until I checked out the missheard lyrics on this site and found "Drift away" by Dobbie gray. I realized that a famous one was "Give me the beach boys" instead of "Gimme the beat boys" so I thourght up a parody about my day and how much I hate newer music. It was of course to the tune of "Drift away" and it was called "Seize the day." It charted with a perfect 5.0 on pacing, and instantly went to number one.
I then reached 50 parodies at this site. To honor my 50th parody, I submitted an old one from 1999 called "moronic" to the tune of "ironic." It charted as a number 2 hit. As a number 51, I re-did "I am a gambler" and made it a very good parody. It charted to number 4.
I, since then have had hits with, "Welcome to my bedroom," Afghanistan Pie," "Slim fast," "Damn electric bill," "Little miss cant write songs," "Student(a classroom opra)," "Livin in the ghetto," Enter Mailman," "3 thousand miles," "The STD song," "Through my esophigus," and "Cows make leather." I also have had numorous number one hits including, "Down at Mcdonalds," "Amiright Rhapsody," and "Let me pee."
I also reached 100 parodies recently. for number 100, I realiced a remake of my first parody called "Booze labeled cheep red wine" instead of "Red wine."
My current hits are "Paintball Wizard" to the tune of "Pinball Wizard" and "12 days of Christmas(A students worst nightmare)
I still submit regular parodies. My brother is also a parody writer: "Billy Florio" he has some good stuff here as well.
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Loosing My Virginity | Loosing My Religion | REM | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 338 | |
| Invitation To Fight | Imitation Of Life | R.E.M. | 4.1 | 3.4 | 4.3 | 92 | |
| Long Island 2005(Seen the lights go out in Downtown) | Miami 2017(Seen the lights go out on Broadway) | Billy Joel | 4.2 | 3.5 | 3.9 | 87 | |
| Sex Prediter | Smooth Criminal | Alien Ant Farm | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.3 | 90 | |
| Northern Allience | Smooth Criminal | Michael Jackson | 2.8 | 2.6 | 2.8 | 73 | |
| Taliban | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 3.4 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 104 | |
| Movin out(Slick Willie's Song) | Movin out(Anthony's song) | Billy Joel | 3.8 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 90 | |
| Internet Love Song | Interstate Love Song | Stone Temple Pilots | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 84 | |
| Outcast | Pressure | Billy Joel | 3.6 | 2.6 | 3.1 | 79 | |
| Baseball Tonight | Easy Tonight | Five For Fighting | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| Bill And Hillary Down In The White House | Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard | Paul Simon | 3.7 | 3.6 | 3.7 | 84 | |
| Seize The Day | Drift Away | Dobie Gray | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 67 | |
| The Saint Valentines Day Massacre | The Night Chicago Died | Paper Lace | 3.0 | 2.9 | 3.0 | 660 | |
| Now Can We Eat Lunch | Sometimes When We Touch | Dan Hill | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.4 | 98 | |
| V.O.T.E. for my PARODY | R.O.C.K. in the USA | John Mellencamp | 2.8 | 3.0 | 2.9 | 75 | |
| I Am A Gambler | Im A Believer | Monkees | 4.1 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 82 | |
| Drink The Night Away | Dance The Night Away | Van Halen | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 83 | |
| Moronic | Ironic | Alanis Morissette | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 116 | |
| Murdered With A Knife | Blinded By The Light | Manfred mann's Earth band | 4.1 | 3.6 | 3.8 | 85 | |
| Burning My Shoe | Burning For You | Blue Oaster Cult | 3.9 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 72 | |
| Gaza Strip | Ballroom Blitz | Sweet | 4.4 | 3.7 | 4.2 | 91 | |
| Goodbye Clinton | Goodnight Saigon | Billy Joel | 4.0 | 3.5 | 3.8 | 79 | |
| Fines | Signs | Five man electrical band | 3.7 | 3.9 | 3.7 | 70 | |
| Days Of Summer | Boys Of Summer | Don Henley | 4.4 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 87 | |
| Strike | Jump | Van Halen | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 72 | |
| All I Wanna Do (is Chew My Gum) | All I Wanna Do (is Have Some Fun) | Sheryl Crow | 3.8 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 109 | |
| Breakfast in a McDonalds | Breakfast In America | Supertramp | 3.4 | 2.9 | 3.0 | 88 | |
| I Need A New Cell Phone | Take The Long Way Home | Supertramp | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 75 | |
| The Ordeals Over | Dont Dream Its Over | Crowded House | 4.0 | 2.9 | 3.6 | 108 | |
| Oh So Boring!!(Ode To Summer Reading) | All You Wanted | Michelle Branch | 3.0 | 2.8 | 2.9 | 78 | |
| Drops of Heiniken | Drops of Jupiter | Train | 3.6 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 91 | |
| To the Morge | Something More | Train | 2.7 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 67 | |
| American Idol | Gilligans Island | Misc. | 3.2 | 2.9 | 2.9 | 128 | |
| American Idol | American Woman | Guess Who | 3.6 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 273 | |
| Buying All My Stuff Through Ebay | Siting On A Dock At The Bay | Otis Redding | 4.1 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 102 | |
| Everybody Thinks They Play Guitar | Everybody Wants To Rule The World | Tears For Fears | 3.6 | 3.9 | 3.7 | 71 | |
| Welcome To My Bedroom | Welcome To The Jungle | Guns and Roses | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 167 | |
| Afghanistan Pie | American Pie | Don Mcclean | 4.2 | 3.5 | 4.1 | 100 | |
| Swallow Me | Follow Me | Uncle Kracker | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 99 | |
| Down at McDonalds | Down On The Corner | Creedence Clearwater Rivival | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 98 | |
| Lost My Sock | Like a Rock | Bob Seger | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 69 | |
| Student (A Classroom Opera) | All Star | Smash Mouth | 3.7 | 3.9 | 3.8 | 76 | |
| I Have 4 Rings (Derek Jeters Story) | All The Small Things | Blink 182 | 3.8 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 69 | |
| Sim Ant | Too Bad | Nickelback | 4.3 | 4.5 | 4.3 | 92 | |
| Slim Fast | Hey Jude | Beatles | 3.7 | 3.8 | 3.7 | 201 | |
| Double Mint-the Best Tasting Gum | Double Shot Of My Baby's Love | Swingin' Medallions | 4.1 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 187 | |
| Damn Electric Bill | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffet | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.3 | 88 | |
| The Real STG | The Real Slim Shady | Emenem | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 94 | |
| Wish He Was Queer | Wish You Were Here | Pink Floyd | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 95 | |
| Damn, I Really Gotta Pee | You're The Biggest Part Of Me | Ambrosia | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.8 | 240 | |
| Trapped In An Elevator | Love In An Elevator | Aerosmith | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 81 | |
| Jurassic Park | The Space Between | Dave Mathews band | 3.9 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 79 | |
| Little Miss Cant Write Songs (ode To Brittney Spears) | Little Miss Can't Be Wrong | Spin Doctors | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 98 | |
| Mike Florio's Rhaspody | Boheimian Rhaspody | Queen | 3.7 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 140 | |
| Michael (You write fine songs) | Brandy (your a fine girl) | Looking Glass | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 77 | |
| Constapated | Complicated | Avril Lavigne | 3.6 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 153 | |
| At Amiright | Until The Night | Billy Joel | 4.2 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 72 | |
| The Breast Implant song | Tubthumping | Chumbawamba | 4.1 | 4.0 | 3.9 | 88 | |
| CD Now | All Right Now | Free | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 84 | |
| Mumblin' Native In A Head Dress | Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress | Hollies | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 85 | |
| Gaterade | Renegade | Styx | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.2 | 222 | |
| An Early Christmas parody | Under the Bridge | Red Hot Chilli Peppers | 3.4 | 2.6 | 2.7 | 80 | |
| Living in the Ghetto | Running With The Devil | Van Halen | 4.6 | 3.9 | 4.1 | 87 | |
| Spent | Bent | Matchbox 20 | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 67 | |
| Too High | Too Shy | Kajagoogoo | 4.3 | 3.5 | 3.8 | 92 | |
| Enter Mailman | Enter Sandman | Metallica | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 94 | |
| Booze Labeled Cheep Red Wine | Love Potion Number 9 | Clovers | 3.9 | 3.1 | 3.4 | 104 | |
| 3 Thousand Miles | A Thousand Miles | Vanessa Carlton | 3.9 | 3.6 | 3.7 | 93 | |
| Her Song(Another parody bad-mouthing Britney Spears) | Dream on | Aerosmith | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 88 | |
| Dont Worry Eat Daffy | Dont Worry Be Happy | Bobby Mcferrin | 4.1 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 127 | |
| Amiright Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 4.3 | 4.5 | 4.4 | 132 | |
| Wasted | Rape Me | Nirvana | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 77 | |
| Through My Esophigus | Accross The Universe | Beatles | 3.8 | 3.0 | 3.4 | 397 | |
| The STD song | Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 1630 | |
| 'vent hoizen | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Rivival | 3.2 | 2.9 | 3.0 | 77 | |
| Cows Make Leather (A Note To Vegan Hypocrits) | Come Together | Beatles | 3.3 | 3.1 | 3.3 | 89 | |
| Hate School | Hey Jude | Beatles | 3.8 | 3.6 | 3.7 | 118 | |
| Let Me Pee! | Let It Be | Beatles | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 112 | |
| Paintball Wizard | Pinball Wizard | Who | 4.2 | 3.6 | 4.1 | 507 | |
| 12 days of Christmas(A students worst nightmare) (Classroom Opera #2) | 12 Days of Christmas | Traditional | 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 3286 | |
| Christmas Day | Yesterday | Beatles | 3.7 | 3.1 | 3.4 | 100 | |
| (I Wanna Light) The Menorah, Please | Minority | Green Day | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 85 | |
| The Chlorine Drinking Song | Big Machine | Goo Goo Dolls | 4.4 | 4.7 | 4.4 | 92 | |
| She's Got An Annulment | Stuck In A Moment | U2 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 76 | |
| Im Beginning To Get A Lot Of Bussiness(The Store Owner's Christmas Song) | Its Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas | Traditional | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 89 | |
| Drinking A Keg Of Brewed Beer | Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer | Traditional | 3.6 | 3.2 | 3.4 | 87 | |
| Santa Claus Is Going To Frown | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town | Traditional | 3.8 | 2.8 | 2.9 | 80 | |
| Piece of Pie | Peace of Mind | Boston | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 122 | |
| Medal | Yellow | Cold Play | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 69 | |
| Mrs Brown youve got a missing husband | Mrs Brown youve got a lovely daughter | Hermens Hermits | 3.8 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 70 | |
| Living(in the land of big brother) | Tempted(by the fruit of another) | Squeeze | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 131 | |
| The Constapation Songs(Somewhere up there) | Somewhere Out There | Our Lady Peace | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.8 | 230 | |
| The Stained Shirt | The Stranger | Billy Joel | 3.9 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 61 | |
| AOL 8.5 | Wanted Dead or Alive | Bon Jovi | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 113 | |
| Egg McMuffin | All My Lovin' | Beatles | 3.1 | 2.9 | 2.9 | 135 | |
| Politics at Amiright-oddity | Space Oddity | David Bowie | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 69 | |
| Parental Supervision | Losing my Religion | REM | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.3 | 109 | |
| Loser '03 | All Star | Smash Mouth | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 74 | |
| Its Superbowl Sunday | Sunday Bloody Sunday | U2 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 105 | |
| Motel California | Hotel California | Eagles | 3.4 | 3.7 | 3.4 | 153 | |
| Stalking Days | Dancing Days | Led Zeppelin | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 93 | |
| Do Now (classroom opra #4) | Go Now | Moody Blues | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 287 | |
| Saddam Hussan | Fire and Rain | James Taylor | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.6 | 532 | |
| My Parody Is Dated | I Wanna Be Sedated | Ramones | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 83 | |
| Mike and Sam Champion | We Are The Champions | Queen | 2.5 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 1018 | |
| Own My Own Gun | Soak Up The Sun | Sheryl Crow | 4.1 | 3.4 | 3.8 | 72 | |
| Scenes from Amiright.com | Scenes from an Italian Restorant | Billy Joel | 2.9 | 2.9 | 3.0 | 70 | |
| Im insane-ya | All for Leyna | Billy Joel | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 86 | |
| Stock Exchange | Wind of Change | Scorpions | 4.7 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 76 | |
| The Anti-gun Control Song | Long Train Running | Doobie Brothers | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 107 | |
| On Your Face | In My Place | Cold Play | 3.2 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 63 | |
| She Blocked Me(Internet love song part two) | She Hates Me | Puddle of Mudd | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 261 | |
| Saddam Hussein Pie | American Pie | Don Mcclean | 3.0 | 2.9 | 3.0 | 72 | |
| Anti-War Women | Honky Tonk Women | Rolling Stones | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 68 | |
| Now Its Time To Kill Hussein | Have You Ever Seen The Rain | Creedence Clearwater Rivival | 3.9 | 3.5 | 3.7 | 72 | |
| The Flirtation song (Mack it with you) | Make It With You | Bread | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 89 | |
| Lines | Signs | Five Man Electrical Band | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.8 | 66 | |
| Behind Big Thighs | Behind Blue Eyes | The Who | 3.7 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 141 | |
| The boy from New York City(Undated for present day | The Boy From New York City | The Ab-lips | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 100 | |
| New York's Fighting Protesters 2003 | New York Mining Disaster 1941 | Bee-Gees | 3.9 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 71 | |
| Liberals, Liberals | Radio, Radio | Elvis Costello | 3.9 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 65 | |
| Mute-able | Beautiful | Christina Aguilera | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 91 | |
| A Day As A Wife | A Day In The Life | Beatles | 3.4 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 91 | |
| The Std Song Part Two (Wearing A Condom) | Take It On The Run | REO Speedwagon | 4.1 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 499 | |
| Eating my Freedom Fries | Wonderful Christmas Time | Paul Mccartney | 2.7 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 68 | |
| Nature Calling | London Calling | The Clash | 3.4 | 3.0 | 3.4 | 74 | |
| My Big Dress Size | My Fathers Eyes | Eric Clapton | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 66 | |
| You are so gay(Dedicated to the basterd who found it nessercery to vote 1,1,1 on my new songs yesterday!) | Beautiful Day | U2 | 3.2 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 244 | |
| The Way It Is(the Song About How Rap Stars Wreck Good Songs By Sampling Them) | The Way It Is | Bruce Hornsby and the Range | 3.8 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 702 | |
| My Website | One Headlight | Wallflowers | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 78 | |
| Bagel | Draidel | Traditional | 3.7 | 3.1 | 3.0 | 80 | |
| Musical Pie (reprise) | American Pie | Don McLean | 3.2 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 521 | |
| Just in Syndication | Just my 'magination | Temptations | 3.6 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 72 | |
| This Shirt Is So Tight (It Makes Me Look Gay) | Futures So Bright (I Gotta Wear Shades) | Timbuk 3 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 97 | |
| A Bigger Glass Of Ale | A Whiter Shade Of Pale | Procal Harum | 4.2 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 114 | |
| Fool In The Reign | Fool In The Rain | Led Zeppelin | 3.6 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 83 | |
| Funny, Damn Cartoon | Sunny Afternoon | Kinks | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 122 | |
| You Can Only Use Twelve Point Font(classroom Opera #5) | You Cant Always Get What You Want | Rolling Stones | 4.1 | 3.8 | 3.9 | 76 | |
| The Sperm Doning Song(for A Son) | For Your Love | Yardbirds | 3.4 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 171 | |
| Roast Beef with Belogna | Hotel California | Eagles | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 128 | |
| SARS | Cars | Gary Numan | 3.9 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 86 | |
| Pass Go | Lets Roll | Neil Young | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 63 | |
| A Little Help From Depends | A Little Help From My Friends | Beatles | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 113 | |
| Merry | Angie | Rolling Stones | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 80 | |
| The Birth Control Song | The Logical Song | Supertramp | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 78 | |
| Dimple Dimple | Rebel rebel | David Bowie | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 82 | |
| Musicals | No One Knows | Queens Of The Stone Age | 4.0 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 103 | |
| Pop Songs Blow | No One Knows | Queens of the Stone Age | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 109 | |
| Avril Lavigne | Steve Mcqueen | Sheryl Crow | 3.2 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 83 | |
| Youre Black(The Story Of Michael Jackson) | Get Back | Beatles | 3.8 | 3.9 | 3.7 | 178 | |
| Am'right.com | Goodnight Saigon | Billy Joel | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 77 | |
| Millionaire | Everywhere | Michelle Branch | 3.8 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 75 | |
| Oh, Merry | Yesterday | Beatles | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.9 | 77 | |
| Two Of Us(a Tribute To Mike Armstrong) | Two Of Us | Beatles | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 70 | |
| Hot For Preacher | Hot For Teacher | Van Halen | 4.1 | 4.0 | 3.9 | 73 | |
| Plant Eater | Maneater | Hall and Oates | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.3 | 81 | |
| I Like To Play Zelda | Looking Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Rivival | 3.4 | 3.5 | 3.2 | 75 | |
| What Can I Write About | We Can Work It Out | Beatles | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 71 | |
| Flood My Inbox | Rock the Casbah | Clash | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 99 | |
| Amiright Is Real Great | 6th Avenue Heartache | Wallflowers | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 87 | |
| Snoopy | Spooky | Classic IV | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 101 | |
| The McDonalds Song(Cooking Greasy) | The 59th Street Bridge Song(Feeling Groovy) | Simon and Garfunkle | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 574 | |
| Parody man | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 74 | |
| Bed Wetting | White Wedding | Billy Idol | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.8 | 100 | |
| I Believe I Will Fry | I Believe I Can Fly | R Kelly | 3.8 | 4.1 | 3.9 | 106 | |
| Malcolm's Back | Captain Jack | Billy Joel | No Votes | 70 | |||
| Every Kid Has His Porn | Every Rose Has Its Thorn | Poison | No Votes | 105 | |||
| Fell In Love With The Mall | Fell In Love With A Girl | White Stripes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 64 | |
| Pro Wrestlers Are Bad Actors | Monalisas and Madhatters | Elton John | No Votes | 87 | |||
| Headed For The Buffet | Headed For A Heartache | Winger | No Votes | 94 | |||
| Kill That Stupid Gecko | Running With The Devil | Van Halen | 3.8 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 130 | |
| The Allergy Song (Sinus) | Iris | Goo Goo Dolls | 3.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 82 | |
| Do Not Flip The Dial | In A Little While | Uncle Kracker | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 84 | |
| Cellulite Heroes | Celluloid Heroes | Kinks | No Votes | 216 | |||
| I'm Accident Prone Now | I Think We're Alone Now | Tommy James and the Shandells | No Votes | 78 | |||
| Seven(a tribute) | Heaven | Warrant | No Votes | 90 | |||
| I Dont Like Gays(The Homophobic Song) | People Are Strange | Doors | 2.6 | 2.5 | 2.4 | 399 | |
| Bad Season | Mad Season | Matchbox 20 | No Votes | 87 | |||
| Who'll Clean The Drain | Who'll Stop The Rain | Creedence Clearwater Rivival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 82 | |
| A Dirty Damned Bathroom Stall | Another Brick In The Wall Part 1-2/happiest Days Of Our Lives | Pink Floyd | 2.7 | 1.3 | 1.3 | 82 | |
| Flonase | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 67 | |
| Theyre Still Sloppy Joe's To Me | Its Still Rock And Roll To Me | Billy Joel | 1.5 | 3.0 | 2.5 | 106 | |
| Your Bong | Your Song | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 68 | |
| Motel I Dont Know Her | Hotel California | Eagles | No Votes | 99 | |||
| Losing All My Hair | Living On A Prayer | Bon Jovi | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 93 | |
| Receipt | Disease | Matchbox 20 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 72 | |
| I Really Dont Like Bio(Classroom Opera Number 6) | We Didn't Start The Fire | Billy Joel | No Votes | 107 | |||
| Some Day Ill Have Something To Write | Some Day Ill Be Saturday Night | Bon Jovi | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| Always A Sermon | Shes Always A Woman | Billy Joel | No Votes | 79 | |||
| Sammy's gone | Zanzibar | Billy Joel | No Votes | 82 | |||
| Taxpayer Agenda | Downeaster Alexa | Billy Joel | No Votes | 72 | |||
| Lets Drop The Bombs | What's Going On | Marvin Gaye | No Votes | 67 | |||
| Playing With The Gears | Wheeling In The Years | Steely Dan | No Votes | 62 | |||
| A Day In The Life (Of The Parody Writer) | A Day In The Life | Beatles | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 79 | |
| (My Car Is) So Far Away | So Far Away | Dire STraits | No Votes | 69 | |||
| Sporting My Little Sweat Suit | Stuck In The Middle With You | Steelers Wheels | No Votes | 60 | |||
| Hillary | Timothy | Buoys | No Votes | 111 | |||
| Silicone | Kodachrome | Paul Simon | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 73 | |
| Should I Laugh Or Just Smile | Should I Stay Or Should I Go | Clash | No Votes | 92 | |||
| Beers With Kevin | Tears In Heaven | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 84 | |
| Just Wrote My Memoirs | Just The Way You Are | Billy Joel | No Votes | 71 | |||
| ADD | TNT | ACDC | 2.3 | 3.0 | 2.3 | 132 | |
| Free Nerd | Free Bird | Lynyrd Skynyrd | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 94 | |
| Been Caught Dealing | Been Caught Stealing | Janes Addiction | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 230 | |
| Another Stupid Chick Flick | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | Beatles | No Votes | 79 | |||
| The Jackass song (Ode to stupid Joe) | Ode to Billie Joe | Bobbie Gentry | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 317 | |
| The Riddle | The Middle | Jimmy Eat world | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| It May Be Light | You May Be Right | Billy Joel | No Votes | 77 | |||
| Wall-Mart | All Star | Smash Mouth | 3.9 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 106 | |
| The John's Not Open | With Arms Wide Open | Creed | No Votes | 67 | |||
| Kazaa Come Back | Baby Come Back | Player | No Votes | 92 | |||
| Porn Is The New Web Page | Born in the USA | Bruce Springsteen | No Votes | 80 | |||
| Everyday Spam Mail | Every Day People | Sly And The Family Stone | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 79 | |
| Trying To Kill These Bugs | The Things We Do For Love | 10CC | No Votes | 92 | |||
| Prank Calling | Free Falling | Tom Petty | No Votes | 156 | |||
| Clip it | Whip it | Devo | No Votes | 85 | |||
| Stalling On Angles | Calling all angels | Train | No Votes | 68 | |||
| Got Another Splinter In My Hand | Walking in a Winter Wonderland | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 81 | |
| The Road-kill song (radiator grill) | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffet | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 93 | |
| If I Ever Lose My Shape, Im Doomed | If I Ever Lose My Faith In You | Sting | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 86 | |
| Yellow Listerine | Yellow Submarine | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 208 | |
| Dont Know Why(They Don't Like Guns) | Dont Know Why(I Didn't Come) | Norah Jones | No Votes | 70 | |||
| I Will Block You | We will rock you | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| Lost At Pool Again | Wont Get Fooled Again | Who | No Votes | 93 | |||
| I'll Ask This Guy | Dont Ask Me Why | Billy Joel | No Votes | 82 | |||
| She's Nineteen | You're Sixteen | Ringo Starr | No Votes | 78 | |||
| New York Mets-ian Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | No Votes | 101 | |||
| The New York Met's Logical Song(an Opera) | The Logical Song | Supertramp | 4.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 73 | |
| What To Pack | Paint it black | Rolling Stones | 4.0 | 2.0 | 4.0 | 71 | |
| I've Gotta Get A Package To You | I've Gotta Get A Message To You | Bee Gees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 72 | |
| He'll always be Newman | She's Always A Woman | Billy Joel | No Votes | 69 | |||
| Knocking On My Front Door | Knocking On Heaven's Door | Bob Dylan | No Votes | 89 | |||
| 50 Candidates for Gov'ner | 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 125 | |
| 900 Hotline | Good Morning Starshine | Orien | No Votes | 81 | |||
| I Crashed My Touris | I Am The Walrus | Beatles | No Votes | 75 | |||
| Paperback Citer (Classroom Opera Number 7) | Paperback Writer | Beatles | No Votes | 70 | |||
| Why Can't I Send These Christmas Cards | How Can You Mend A Broken Heart | Bee Gees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 78 | |
| Drinkin' party | Garden Party | Ricky Nelson | No Votes | 78 | |||
| Remotely Queued Again | Wont Get Fooled Again | Who | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 104 | |
| Slow Driver | Low Rider | War | No Votes | 108 | |||
| As Queers Go Bi | As Tears Go By | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | ||
| The Price Is Right | You May Be Right | Billy Joel | 2.0 | 4.0 | 3.0 | 75 | |
| Nosehair Man | Nowhere Man | Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 77 | |
| Atomic number 5(a little bit of Lithium)(classroom opera number 7) | Mambo number 5(a little bit of Monica) | Lou begga | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 1008 | |
| 12 days of Christmas(for the dieter) | 12 days of Christmas | Traditional | 3.6 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 379 | |
| Christmas Tree | Let it be | Beatles | No Votes | 88 | |||
| She Was A Druggie Smoking Diabetic, Overweight And Anerexic | Itzy Bitzy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini | Bryan Hyland | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 106 | |
| Lookin' For My Cruncher | Lookin' Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Rivival | No Votes | 74 | |||
| Late In The Evening(of Game Seven) | Late In The Evening | Paul Simon | No Votes | 72 | |||
| John Kerry | Yesterday | Beatles | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.0 | 77 | |
| 3 AM (I should be sleeping) | 3 AM | Matchbox 20 | 2.0 | 1.5 | 2.0 | 160 | |
| Plastic Ankle | Pink Triangle | Weezer | 2.0 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 83 | |
| Your Own Personal Pizza | Your Own Personal Jesus | Johnny Cash | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 80 | |
| Mrs. Reno | Mr. Roboto | Styx | 4.1 | 4.5 | 4.3 | 141 | |
| Goro Man | Iron Man | Black Sabbath | 3.3 | 3.7 | 3.6 | 90 | |
| Gore's Time Has Come | Our Time Will Come | Ruby and the Romantics | 4.2 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 64 | |
| Y2K | Walk This Way | Aerosmith | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 105 | |
| Loser | All Star | Smashmouth | 2.7 | 2.9 | 2.9 | 85 | |
| Smells Like A Lawsuit | Smells Like Teen Sprit | Nirvana | 3.6 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 96 | |
| Then The Payroll Comes(Hillary's Song) | Then The Morning Comes | Smash Mouth | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 75 | |
| I Am (The President) | I Am (Superman) | NYC | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 108 | |
| Hillary Clinton | Elanor Rigby | The Beatles | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 161 | |
| Liberalcation | Californication | Red Hot Chili Peppers | 3.1 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 71 | |
| My Grades (Are Going Down) | Hemorrhage (In My Hands) | Fuel | 3.3 | 3.6 | 3.5 | 100 | |
| Smells Like Liberal Madness | Smells Like Teen Spirit | Nirvana | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 89 | |
| Please Go Home | If Your Gone | Matchbox Twenty | 3.3 | 3.7 | 3.5 | 82 | |
| Election Day | Minority | Green Day | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 70 | |
| Hanging Chad | Scar Tissue | Red Hot Chili Peppers | 4.1 | 3.9 | 4.1 | 90 | |
| Hanging By A Pardon | Hanging By A Moment | Lifehouse | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 76 | |
| Hillary | Kryptonite | Three Doors Down | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.6 | 75 | |
| Re-election | Again | Lenny Kravitz | 3.1 | 3.1 | 3.0 | 65 | |
| Keeping The Faith (The Story About Old Baseball Players) | Keeping The Faith | Billy Joel | 4.4 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 85 | |
| Election Day | Beautiful Day | U2 | 3.0 | 2.8 | 2.9 | 84 | |
| Senator | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 3.5 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 72 | |
| Give Bush a Chance | Shut Up And Dance | NYC | 3.9 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 87 | |
| Dumb Jerks | South Side | Moby | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.2 | 183 | |
| Living All In Debt | Living On The Edge | Aerosmith | 3.6 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 84 | |
| Pardoned | Jaded | Aerosmith | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 74 | |
| Learn To Fight | Learn To Fly | Foo Fighters | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.1 | 94 | |
| World Series 2000 | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 3.0 | 3.3 | 3.2 | 99 | |
| It's The Same Old Point(William Tong's Story) | It's The Same Old Song | The Four Tops | 3.3 | 3.5 | 3.4 | 65 | |
| William Tong | Jeremy | Pearl Jam | 3.1 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 172 | |
| Jack Ass(William Tong's Story) | All Star | Smash Mouth | 2.6 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 194 | |
| Mtv Killed The Video Star | Video Killed The Radio Star | The Buggles | 3.4 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 158 | |
| Story of Hillary | Story Of A Girl | Nine Days | 2.8 | 3.3 | 3.1 | 75 | |
