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Song Parodies -> "Where In The World Is My Blueberry Bagel?"

Original Song Title:

"Where In The World Is Carmen San Diego?"

Original Performer:

Yazbek & Altman?

Parody Song Title:

"Where In The World Is My Blueberry Bagel?"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

It's showtime folks!
Well I wake up in the morning and I want to read the paper,
I get up to find where she put the cottage cheese,
But I don't see it in my new refrigerator,
Tell me where in the world is my blueberry bagel?

As my breakfast disappears my tummy starts to rumble,
The cereal's gone and we're all out of Eggo's,
Well I guess I could finish the crossword and the jumble,
But I stil wish I'd found my blueberry bagel.

So I walk into the bedroom as my wife is getting dressed,
Then straight to the mirror to straighten out my tie,
And in the reflection I realize what she possessed,
Can't believe my wife stole my blueberry bagel.

I'm not feeling to good about this one, oh well!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Arwen - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I can't remember how the verses I can't vote...I'll be back!
David - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, I had to do it by memory too
Junior - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Just to be Nazi-like, I thought I'd point out that it's Sandaigo, not San Diego. San Diego is the city. :-P
Arwen - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, on the TV show, it's Sandiego!!! I always thought it was two words, though...and I don't know what that Sandaigo is all about...
EmiLoca - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
This was my favorite show up to about second grade! Then they came out with that "Where in TIME is..." and I was appalled. Cute idea, though I don't know the verses well enough to vote.
The Thought Police - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
You're right about the switch,Emi. "Where in Time",definately had none of what made the original show great. The show, without the group "Rockapella"singing what was (and always),a fantastic theme song is what eventually led to the shows downfall. (Of course, knowing exactly when a good show begins to suck is saying that show has "Jumped The Shark" See for more details!)
David - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree, I stopped watching it when that "Time" season started. The original show was one of those great ideas that they tried to get too fancy with.

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