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Song Parodies -> "Ditsy Blonde"

Original Song Title:

"Sexy Boy"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Ditsy Blonde"

Parody Written by:

Barry L. Laws, Jr.

The Lyrics


I know I'm cute.
I think I'm sexy.
The capital of Texas
is Stone Cold Steve Austin. [WHAT?!]
I got I.Q.
Lower than zero.
When I get cold, I turn on the A.C.

Im just a ditsy blonde. [Ditsy blonde.]
Not a natural blonde. [Natural blonde.]
I'm just a ditsy blonde. [Ditsy blonde.]
Not a natural blonde. [Natural blonde.]

When I'm hot,
I wear my sweater.
The gals steer clear
Whenever I'm around.
They hear me talk
And see my walk
At the same time
And my words are all jibberish.


[Guitar Solo]

[Repeat chorus to fade]

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