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Song Parodies -> "Webslinger"

Original Song Title:

"Rump Shaker"

Original Performer:

Wreck-N-Effect

Parody Song Title:

"Webslinger"

Parody Written by:

Ben Schuldt

The Lyrics

Instead of "Wreck-N-Effect" its "Web-N-Effect" for obvious reasons, so the WNE at the end stays the same.
Yeah
All I'm gonna do is sling-sling-sling-sling and a swing-swing
Just spin some web
All I'm gonna do is sling-sling-sling-sling and a swing-swing
Just spin some web
All I'm gonna do is sling-sling-sling-sling and a swing-swing
Just spin some web
All I'm gonna do is sling-sling-sling-sling and a swing-swing
Just spin some web
All I'm gonna do is sling-sling-sling-sling and a swing-swing
Just spin some web

Check, MJ, check, MJ, 1-2-3-4
Check, MJ, check, MJ, 1-2-3
Check, MJ, check, MJ, 1-2
Check, MJ, check, MJ, 1

I'm called the webslinger; my web is stickier than candy
When I'm fallin fastly; you'd say it's comin in handy!
Swingin through the city from Aunt May's to Manhattan
Chillin with some villains and listenin to them rantin
Total superhero from muscle to motif!
Snapshots for the Bugle can make the night complete
But since I'm the hero of the year, J. Jonah'll give me the reward
Here's a hint, it's the sharp end of a sword!
Screw that! I need that like I needa head fulla lice
The way I'm spinnin web is putting punk crooks on ice
An A+ is what he'll get if he thinks he can do better
Now let me see ya sling some web like this laden webslinga.

All I'm gonna do is sling-sling-sling-sling and a swing-swing
Just spin some web
All I'm gonna do is sling-sling-sling-sling and a swing-swing
Just spin some web
All I'm gonna do is sling-sling-sling-sling and a swing-swing
Just spin some web
All I'm gonna do is sling-sling-sling-sling and a swing-swing
Just spin some web
All I'm gonna do is sling-sling-sling-sling and a swing-swing
Just spin some web

Check, MJ, check, MJ, 1-2-3-4
Check, MJ, check, MJ, 1-2-3
Check, MJ, check, MJ, 1-2
Check, MJ, check, MJ, 1

My identity, it's that of Peter Parker
Mary Jane Watson is the girl that calls me Tiger
Off the cuff, 'bout this honey takin; bummed they attackin
With this great power comes the responsibility it's lackin
My action is jacked in a jam, and I get discrete
Bound to get an enemy hotheaded in the heat
Not meant to throw a fit, not meant to get them bleedin
But hey, I beat the baddies and I'm worried they'll get even!
Her heart, it seems so rare, uh
She really seems to care, uh
I just don't know what I would do, uh
If some bad guys messed with you, uh

All I'm gonna do is sling-sling-sling-sling and a swing-swing
Just spin some web
All I'm gonna do is sling-sling-sling-sling and a swing-swing
Just spin some web
All I'm gonna do is sling-sling-sling-sling and a swing-swing
Just spin some web
All I'm gonna do is sling-sling-sling-sling and a swing-swing
Just spin some web
All I'm gonna do is sling-sling-sling-sling and a swing-swing
Just spin some web

Spin it, sling it, swing it now, spray it!
I could spend every fricken day of my life, hated!
Rhino's got me; hey, I'm getting squished here!
I need some extra arms like a Neogenic nightmare!
Swinging to the left, flipping to the right...
I don't wanna be dodging tentacles in every single fight
Come on, I'll pass on Doc Oc; send me a robber!
Forsake it maybe, hate it lately, when's it gonna stoppa?
Let me clue you in to the Spidey-sense. Now whenever I get tense
I drop or it's at my expense!
The way Venom's two wills give me chills...
It's taking its toll and it's not paying the bills
I ain't into crime, not a dime
And I ain't into di-mensions of criminey that ain't mine!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Yeah, it's crazy trying to pin it down on me like that!

All I'm gonna do is sling-sling-sling-sling and a swing-swing
Just spin some web
All I'm gonna do is sling-sling-sling-sling and a swing-swing
Just spin some web
All I'm gonna do is sling-sling-sling-sling and a swing-swing
Just spin some web
All I'm gonna do is sling-sling-sling-sling and a swing-swing
Just spin some web
All I'm gonna do is sling-sling-sling-sling and a swing-swing
Just spin some web

Check, MJ, check, MJ, 1-2-3-4
Check, MJ, check, MJ, 1-2-3
Check, MJ, check, MJ, 1-2
Check, MJ, check, MJ, 1
Check, MJ, check, MJ, 1-2-3-4
Check, MJ, check, MJ, 1-2-3
Check, MJ, check, MJ, 1-2
Check, MJ, check, MJ, 1

All I'm gonna do is sling-sling-sling-sling and a swing-swing
Just spin some web
All I'm gonna do is sling-sling-sling-sling and a swing-swing
Just spin some web
All I'm gonna do is sling-sling-sling-sling and a swing-swing
Just spin some web
All I'm gonna do is sling-sling-sling-sling and a swing-swing
Just spin some web
All I'm gonna do is sling-sling-sling-sling and a swing-swing
Just spin some web

Check, MJ, check, MJ, 1-2-3-4
Check, MJ, check, MJ, 1-2-3
Check, MJ, check, MJ, 1-2
Check, MJ, check, MJ, 1
Check, MJ, check, MJ, 1-2-3-4
Check, MJ, check, MJ, 1-2-3
Check, MJ, check, MJ, 1-2
Check, MJ, check, MJ, 1

All I'm gonna do is sling-sling-sling-sling and a swing-swing
Just spin some web
All I'm gonna do is sling-sling-sling-sling and a swing-swing
Just spin some web
All I'm gonna do is sling-sling-sling-sling and a swing-swing
Just spin some web
All I'm gonna do is sling-sling-sling-sling and a swing-swing
Just spin some web
All I'm gonna do is sling-sling-sling-sling and a swing-swing
Just spin some web

Break it down
Just spin some web
WNE is in effect
Donations please.
I'm out...of web cartridges

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mark - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
nice.
Ben Schuldt - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you so much for the comment! I thought that maybe people did not know how "Rump Shaker" went so here's a link: http://www.mp3raid.net/search/for/rump+shaker/results/025323700.107520158­2/01/1/
no - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Unbelievably stupid

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