(beat starts)

Uh, uh, uh

Man, that guy is fat
(More chicken please? Hey, are you gonna eat these?"
Man, that guy is fat
How fat, he don't remember
(No no no)

OK, I'm really fat, just look at that
You can see that when I walk, my thighs'll make contact
I'm quite a sight to see, but it's all me
The food you thought you saw, you did not see
So don't blink, that cake was there
But now it's gone, sweat pants with elastic bands on
Raid your fridge, I move in silence
If there's no food, then there's gonna be violence
But yo I ain't on that Weight Watchers list
Jenny Craig don't exist, and I ate my nutrutionist
Fat rolls up and down my back
And all I really wanna know is where the food is at
Uh and...

Man, that guy is fat! (The guy is fat!)
He likes his meat real tender
Man, that guy is fat! (The guy is fat!)
His butt should have a fender

Uh uh, uh uh, now
From the deepest of the darkest of night
in the bathroom, loud noise wakes the boys up
Thunder booms with a cloud mushroom
You'll meet your doom if you don't air the room out
Do it quickly, air's lookin' sickly
First impression- uh, Air freshener
Vivid airborne gas has escaped my ass
In a big fart blast, you better don a mask
Do what I say, heat me up a chicken
Know what I mean? I see the pot of gravy 'bout to thicken on me
I'll eat a first, a second, a third slab of ribs
And then suck the sauce off my fingertips
So don't tease me, please me
You know I like my food greazy, I'm greedy, so FEED ME
Doctor says that I'm obese to the worst degree
(What's that stand for?) F-A-T

Mmm...ribs
The guy is fat...
The guy is fat

Look and see my gut bouncin' with me, just bounin' with me
Just bounin' it with me c'mon
See my big butt slidin' with me, just slidin' with me
Just slidin' with me c'mon
Fat thighs take a walk with me, just walk with me
Just walk with me c'mon
And make your chins work
With grease!

Man, that guy is fat (Really fat)
He likes his meat real tender
Man, that guy is fat (Oh my gosh)
I can barely tell his gender (ohhhh nooooo)

Alright check it, let me tell you this in closin'
I know my weight seems imposin'
But trust me, I tried to get liposuction
Now the vacuum barely funtions
See, I eat things that I like to eat
It's been 10 years since I saw my feet
So get me a plate, forget that 'Lean Cuisine' crap
Better get me some KFC, cause that's why I am
That's why I am...

Man, that guy is fat (Here he comes)
Likes his meat real tender (Really tender)
Man, that guy is fat (He's just huge)
He's called 'The Buffet Ender' (ohhhh here he comes)

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